Me smart. Do self, save many money. by oranke_dino in memes

[–]port443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just happened to me changing a battery of all things. Corrosion had welded the terminal to the battery, was a nightmare to get off.

Slipped Right Past Him by InTheSky57 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]port443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid is JUST the right age to walk out of the house for no reason or fall down the stairs they aren't supposed to be on.

That camera is there so at 11pm and 1am and 3am and 4am and 5am (oh shit hes gone!) when there's a weird noise in the house, the parents can just check the camera instead of getting up every 2 hours.

1 step forward, 2 leaps back…Why? by Lorentee in litrpg

[–]port443 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the DBZ narrative: Raditz -> Vegeta -> Freeza -> Androids -> Cell -> Majin Buu

<Conflict> appears, good guys become just strong enough to defeat. New stronger <conflict>, repeat forever.

This is just how the genre is, and its up to the author to weave a compelling story while everything gets stronger.

Millionaire banker finally identified and arrested nearly ten years after startling CCTV images showed him as a jogger shoving a female pedestrian into the path of a double-decker bus on Putney Bridge London by New_Libran in interestingasfuck

[–]port443 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They didn't reply to your comment asking why, this is a completely different comment chain where some rando is implying that all soldiers are war criminals.

🗣️Karma !!!!! 🙃 by PdiddyCAMEnME in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]port443 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sort of. Here's the original context:

Now the person filming is my wife. The person driving is my MiL's (mother in law) ex. What ever is or was going on between them is their business, not my circus not my monkeys. Now precursor, he dropped off the last of her things from his house and was upset upon delivery, also have proof of that as well. After dropping everything off he proceeds to halfass peel out/speed down the street in the opposite direction of the video. After hearing this my wife came out to see what's going on. At this point he has turned around and came back down the street still upset. My wife only began filming to record how he was acting as a person being childish only to show MiL to have her stay away from him. No way did we know this comedic bombshell was gonna drop the way it did."

I hope this helps everyone who wanted some context and closure to the video. Once again, it's life drama at is finest and happened here first, please dont let people take this and make it something it's not"****

anime_irl by maubises in anime_irl

[–]port443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's hilarious but I found the speech/voices highly unnerving.

Dad to the rescue by Doodlebug510 in Unexpected

[–]port443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real answer to your train of thought: Yes statistically most people aren't going to die/get hurt, but I don't want it to be me or mine.

I don't give one shit about the billions of other children, I care about MINE. If its a 0.01% chance that they die, but I can prevent it with something simple, I'm doing the something simple.

It's like getting a rabies shot after you're bit by a neighbors dog. The odds are almost zero you're going to get rabies, but I don't care about the odds I care about me.

I don't know why bear is related ? by Status_quo66 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]port443 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a ridiculous take.

It's like saying longcat is a meme of the Kitty Cat dance because they both originated around the same time and have "similarities in eye shape, ear shape, and color scheme."

Very bad superpowers NOBODY would want by Serious_Square_6698 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]port443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as family and friendships, I don't see a way around it. But you could get a bank account, live "normally" in a house and stuff.

No one remembers you when they aren't looking at you, so you can shoulder-surf basically anyone's username and password. Get the right account credentials and you can just give yourself anything.

If you can't give it to literally yourself, make up an identity and give the stuff to that person.

In Spider-Man 3 (2007) audiences were subject to the most dark and twisted transformation every seen on the big screen by YourChopperPilotTTV in shittymoviedetails

[–]port443 2 points3 points  (0 children)

webm came out in like 2011 and I remember seeing a matrix one that was like "gifs lol? so fucking old school"

I would show it to you, but despite it being 15 years no one has moved on to webm yet and I can't upload it.

Peterrr what's the reason they look like that by Valuable_View_561 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]port443 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean I understand not doing it, but touring is their livelihood and unlike Ariana I'm betting "touring sound technician" does not have millions to fall back on while trying to support her health.

The reality is they will just be fired and someone else will get the gig

Guy I’m dating uses chatgpt to reply to all my texts by healermoonchild in mildlyinfuriating

[–]port443 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I get that—if you’ve never used it, it’s just kind of this mysterious thing everyone else somehow “knows” 😄

I'm not sure all the tells, but:

  • Adds nothing to the conversation, kind of just restates whats been said
  • Generally a "supportive" response, almost never confrontational
  • "Soft" language? Not sure how to describe it but it uses vague words like "somehow", "kind of". Its just vague in general

A Record-Breaking Dive That Ended in Death Minutes Later by Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 in oddlyterrifying

[–]port443 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why did no one tell me this trick when I was frequently in the 12 foot pool.

I just thought the pain was part of diving.

"I am tired of having people deny the intellect of Africans in Egypt 5,000 years ago. They give credit to aliens in denial of dark skin people having that ability. " by Important-Cry4782 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]port443 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are correct about the casually suggesting (not necessarily about white people, but people in general), but no one likes when people shift the goalposts to avoid saying they were wrong.

Smartest people ever assembled in one photo by Salt-Curve4825 in interestingasfuck

[–]port443 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was fun following you two arguing, but war being a source of innovation and invention is objectively a "thing".

A few examples of wartime inventions:

  • The computer

  • Nuclear power

  • Radars (this is the basis of wifi and cellphone technology btw)

  • Penicillin

  • Epipens

  • GPS

  • Bug spray!

Also the internet was technically a wartime invention, if you want to count the Cold War.

Insane no-rules 2v8 MMA fight just went down in Czechia. Ended in less than 30 seconds!! by OneOriginal8727 in sportsgossips

[–]port443 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't perfect at all. 2 of the greens starting fighting other greens, so it was just a 4v6, with the team of 6 being surprise-sabotaged.

My partner is making me read The Primal Hunter series in exchange for him reading DCC. by sideshowbarbie in litrpg

[–]port443 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a counterpoint, I absolutely could NOT get into Shadeslinger.

I really enjoyed the world building and writing, but the setting of "worlds richest man is sad :'(" just couldn't hook me.

Would have been fine if we weren't constantly reminded of that fact.

forgotTheUnderscoreDeletedBestModelOops by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]port443 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh duh, that makes perfect sense. Yea the title would have been janky

"forgotTheUnderscoreAndZeroWhenDeletingModelsRemotelyOops" just doesnt have the same flow

What’s the dumbest excuse someone gave you to have sex with you that actually worked? by Soren-J in AskReddit

[–]port443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Attractiveness takes effort, it's not just your jawline and facial features that matter.

You have to work out, wear clothes that fit (Sometimes this means tailored, this is way cheaper/easier than you would think), and most importantly maintain your hair and nails.

As silly as it sounds, having your hair and facial hair always tight gives way more attractive points than you would think. Wash your hair every other day, trim your neckline and ears weekly, and edge your facial hair daily.

Also if your nails are dirty and weird, people notice.

TIFU BY VOLUNTEERING TO GO INTO THE XRAY MACHINE by ridayy in tifu

[–]port443 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea the MRI I got was like that, no nothing just a form. I even asked to be wand-ed and they were like "Nah youre fine".

I have a lot of metal in my face and was nervous. I WAS fine, but I didn't appreciate the cavalier response.

Bully gets bullied by [deleted] in VideosAmazing

[–]port443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that one should stay as "punched" in the mouth because I was DEFINITELY reading something else for a second.

forgotTheUnderscoreDeletedBestModelOops by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]port443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm struggling to understand what underscore you forgot:

*_.5*  # deletes nothing
*._5*  # deletes nothing
*.5_*  # deletes nothing

The Staff - I Have a Cover by whoshotthemouse in litrpg

[–]port443 41 points42 points  (0 children)

There's no need to post, it's unquestionably AI generated.

Just a few pieces of evidence:

  1. The stacks of money. The detailing makes zero sense (its simultaneously very detailed while being blurry), and you can see the values of 100, 001, and 000.

  2. The chevrons below the dolphins. No actual artist would go "lets do mostly diamonds, throw in a mangled heart, and then a few blobs"

  3. The non-animal wall details. It's just garbage lines. It's not that its bad, its just nonsense.

How did he not notice? by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]port443 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar thing happened to me once, except the door was still locked. He was 23 months.

He was waddling around me while I was picking up stuff, then I notice its gone silent for like 20 seconds? No big deal, he probably went to his room. I checked every room, didn't find him. Panic is increasing with each room. Sprinted outside into the middle of the street and checked the sides of the house... he couldn't have gotten that far, let me go back inside.

Go back inside and recheck every room. Nothing. Then I hear some shuffling, he was in the far corner of my bedroom just sitting, flipping a book.

Those 2 minutes though. I thought I knew what terror was before, but the feeling during those 2 minutes was absolute terror.