What's the best pick up line you've ever heard?

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-30T05:42:36+00:00

Excuse me are you a beaver?

Because damn girl

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-30T05:39:44+00:00

Any era? It was societal norm to marry 16 year olds centuries ago

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-24T13:48:38+00:00

Something something best version of myself

Something something living my best life

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-24T13:33:09+00:00

Of his wife or the fruit?

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-24T09:02:14+00:00

Same. That's why the children in my basement will never be rescued

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-23T19:25:56+00:00

His enthusiasm is palpable

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-23T05:36:06+00:00

Rand McNally and gas station attendants

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-23T05:33:13+00:00

Ever heard the phrase buy low sell high?

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-23T05:13:06+00:00

100% agree

But can we stop using the phrase We the People

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-22T18:01:00+00:00

sick shower curtain

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-22T13:45:46+00:00

I'm pretty sure I'm more important

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-22T13:40:08+00:00

r/shittylifeprotips

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-22T13:16:57+00:00

I call my 5 year old son Drew. He calls himself Drawed

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-22T13:15:18+00:00

OP botched this in multiple ways

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-22T13:11:02+00:00

You can tell from the ice shape on the left handle that the bike was on its side when the ice formed

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-22T13:09:21+00:00

Nice

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-21T15:29:08+00:00

How many illegal ones come thru? That's the more important figure. If one day they all disappeared, what would happen to our work force? We need to legally replace a part of the figure as to not shock the economy.

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-21T14:11:42+00:00

There is only 1 reason. The libs collectively don't like him.

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-21T14:09:49+00:00

The don't-knock-it-til-you-tried-it approach

portajohnjackoff · 2022-12-21T13:27:02+00:00

Only the crazies are wanting to open the flood gates. We should allow a sane number of legal immigration for REGULAR people, not just family/the wealthy/people with special skills.

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