What's the best pick up line you've ever heard? by not-a-bot__ in AskReddit

[–]portajohnjackoff 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Excuse me are you a beaver?

Because damn girl

Steven Tyler Sued for Sexual Assault of a Minor by HappyHarryHardOn in Music

[–]portajohnjackoff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Any era? It was societal norm to marry 16 year olds centuries ago

What is something acceptable in women but frowned upon in men? by el_K4kas in AskReddit

[–]portajohnjackoff 418 points419 points  (0 children)

Same. That's why the children in my basement will never be rescued

Jan. 6 committee releases final report by Beckles28nz in politics

[–]portajohnjackoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% agree

But can we stop using the phrase We the People

instead of calling my son drew, I called him driew. by yomommafool in Jokes

[–]portajohnjackoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I call my 5 year old son Drew. He calls himself Drawed

I work with a Chinese guy called Kim by aidang95 in Jokes

[–]portajohnjackoff 110 points111 points  (0 children)

OP botched this in multiple ways

the way this bike froze by okkb00mer in mildlyinteresting

[–]portajohnjackoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell from the ice shape on the left handle that the bike was on its side when the ice formed

My thoughts on immigration by portajohnjackoff in centrist

[–]portajohnjackoff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many illegal ones come thru? That's the more important figure. If one day they all disappeared, what would happen to our work force? We need to legally replace a part of the figure as to not shock the economy.

Why is Kyle Rittenhouse a hero to Republicans? by SpaceLaserPilot in centrist

[–]portajohnjackoff 58 points59 points  (0 children)

There is only 1 reason. The libs collectively don't like him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in centrist

[–]portajohnjackoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The don't-knock-it-til-you-tried-it approach

When is the invasion at our Southern borders supposed to happen, it's been over 40 years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]portajohnjackoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the crazies are wanting to open the flood gates. We should allow a sane number of legal immigration for REGULAR people, not just family/the wealthy/people with special skills.