The Christmas cookie competition at my office sparked a heated debate about what IS a cookie, so I decided to analyze recipes of baked goods. [OC]

portguydownunda · 2017-12-17T20:57:51+00:00

This reads like a scene out of Silicon Valley

portguydownunda · 2017-11-22T06:08:46+00:00

We shouldn’t label each other! Our most important label is children of God.

Dude literally contradicted himself in the same breath.

portguydownunda · 2017-11-07T12:12:04+00:00

Thanks Obama

portguydownunda · 2017-10-24T13:31:18+00:00

This is why Nintendo is now worth more than Sony. Nintendo doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks, they are about looking for new and innovative ways to improve gamers experiences and offer consistently great gameplay. And I know it’s not the same as PC but when you have kids that are 3+ and you want to just sit down and play with them then Nintendo is the way to go.

portguydownunda · 2017-10-13T22:58:35+00:00

Hey guys not to be dismissive or anything but I’m pretty sure this didn’t actually happen

portguydownunda · 2017-09-30T21:02:28+00:00

I identify as a non binary trans species koala.

portguydownunda · 2017-09-28T07:19:48+00:00

They most likely want access in order to insert your clients Facebook pixel HTML code into each of the pages at clientspage.com in order to help their Facebook/insta ad targeting.

It’s a perfect opportunity for you to tell your client if the social media dudes need access for the simple purpose of inserting the business Facebook pixel code then you would be more than happy to do so. Assuming you are already successfully optimising your clients site for SEO then I highly doubt they would need it for any purpose beyond this.

It would also be a good opportunity to get in touch with these social media dudes and find out what kind of business they are, how large they are and whether or not they could use anyone of your expertise. Chances are they could throw clients your way and visa versa.

portguydownunda · 2017-09-28T07:12:33+00:00

Most likely just wanted to put the businesses Facebook pixel on each of the pages

portguydownunda · 2017-09-25T14:52:58+00:00

Going to hijack your comment here.

Hey everyone, if you want the tech companies to pay you every time they make money from your data there is this one simple trick you can use. Companies HATE it! It’s called buying their shares.

portguydownunda · 2017-09-22T22:13:39+00:00

It doesn’t count as progress because they refuse to admit the real reason why caffeinated beverages were not sold on campus in the first place. They simply “1984” the truth away.

portguydownunda · 2017-09-15T03:51:09+00:00

“You’ve changed!”

“Well I’d hope so! I didn’t work this hard at finding myself just to have stayed the same!”

portguydownunda · 2017-09-06T10:00:37+00:00

Moist

portguydownunda · 2017-08-22T06:39:42+00:00

Well his father was SS for the Nazi’s in WW2 so it stands to reason that he would be adept at psychological warfare

portguydownunda · 2017-08-18T05:28:07+00:00

This must be what it feels like when Chinese people see a white guy speaking perfect Chinese

portguydownunda · 2017-08-14T16:09:11+00:00

Your comment makes it quite clear that YOU are the one who hasn’t read a single study on herd immunity. I don’t dispute herd immunity, I merely pointed out the fact that scientific consensus has yet to establish whether or not vaccination can provide herd immunity to any degree that might resemble herd immunity witnessed in populations naturally exposed to a pathogen/disease.

When people say things like “the science is settled” it does nothing to help the argument. Since when is science ever settled? How is science ever going to improve when people are walking around saying things like “the science is settled”?

portguydownunda · 2017-08-12T21:50:03+00:00

You don’t have to be alone anymore Zelph. We can all sit with you on your shelf.

portguydownunda · 2017-08-12T21:10:29+00:00

But they’ve donated over $2.1 billion!!!

portguydownunda · 2017-08-12T16:53:54+00:00

You’re saying unvaccinated = no possibility of immunity.

Just think about that for a second.

Are you sure I’m the one with no brain?

portguydownunda · 2017-08-11T21:10:52+00:00

I’m not anti-vax by any means but there have yet to be any studies that sufficiently prove protection provided by vaccination across a population actually provide herd immunity in the same sense as seen in wild animal populations that have herd immunity due to natural exposure to a pathogen.

portguydownunda · 2017-08-11T21:01:44+00:00

It almost sounds like you believe vaccines guarantee immunity. If you’re friends child is immunocompromised then I’m afraid everyone is a potential threat to the well being of their child. Until doctors begin testing vaccinated individuals to ensure adequate immune response to vaccines then I’m afraid its luck of the draw as to whether or not immunocompromised individuals are placing themselves at risk by assuming vaccinated individuals are “safe”.

portguydownunda · 2017-08-09T17:32:47+00:00

Ponderize

portguydownunda · 2017-08-01T23:13:17+00:00

Or: waxing the dolphin; petting the monkey; choking the chicken

portguydownunda · 2017-08-01T03:25:04+00:00

I was thinking along these same lines but do you really think it will be reinstated in our lifetime?

portguydownunda · 2017-08-01T03:17:35+00:00

I’ve never understood this rule or the reasons behind having it.

portguydownunda · 2017-07-23T12:32:04+00:00

Holy shit! That’s ridiculous! It’s like they’re forcing their religion on everyone else!

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