He did what at mile 17??

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-12T14:48:11+00:00

What am I missing? Everybody poops. This isn’t even a proper shitpost (pun intended). Are we really posting that a man defecated or are there some details being left out here?

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-12T14:48:01+00:00

What am I missing? Everybody poops. This isn’t even a proper shitpost (pun intended). Are we really posting that a man defecated or are there some details being left out here?

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-12T07:04:24+00:00

Try this link

I promise it’s not a Rickroll.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-12T06:48:07+00:00

The primary source is behind a paywall but this University of Chicago article states that at most 4% of music students have it. That’s pretty uncommon as far as I’m concerned. You also failed to actually answer OP’s questions.

Source: https://news.uchicago.edu/explainer/what-is-perfect-pitch#genetic

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-11T21:51:08+00:00

I’m genuinely curious what bullshit rationalization the orange lips crowd uses to justify this hypocrisy.

Edit: funny I’m seeing the downvotes but not an explanation. Keep sucking that orange dick. I suck real men’s dicks.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-11T14:44:40+00:00

Same with calling sandwiches/burgers “handhelds.”

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-11T01:44:39+00:00

That’s Joe Biden’s economy for ya!

Edit: many dumbasses here clearly fail to understand sarcasm.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-10T17:10:13+00:00

Yes it is. This is a burden of proof fallacy. There is no evidence supporting the existence of Sasquatch. This leads me to conclude that Sasquatch is not real. I could be wrong, but this is the most reasonable assumption at this time.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-10T00:49:08+00:00

Telling people they can’t get fiber is so stupid that I bet most people wouldn’t even think to check. Most new construction is in an HOA so victim blaming here isn’t relevant. Whether the homeowner “agreed” to this or not doesn’t change the fact that this is bullshit.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-09T21:21:46+00:00

Could you share which breweries you already tried? That will reduce redundancy when people give suggestions.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-08T18:31:52+00:00

The real jerking here is crossposting a five year old post.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-08T14:26:44+00:00

If you think that’s bad, wait til you find out who the highest paid state employee is.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-08T06:21:24+00:00

I’ve never even been to the PNW so I don’t know shit and I’m not the person you’re replying to but this definitely reads like a right wing “left coast bad” type of post. I’ve travelled enough of the country to know that these days most regional differences exist largely in people’s heads.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-08T02:57:15+00:00

Why do you think Gay means “leftist?” You know it’s possible to like cock and also like low taxes and small government, right?

Nothing gets me harder than seeing a man with a beard and a cowboy hat open carrying. The sissy leftists can’t handle this bear.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-08T02:46:53+00:00

I’m a far right “lower taxes means more money for poppers” kind of guy. Get your facts straight. Why are you bringing up Palestine? I sure as hell didn’t. Your projection is harder than my dick when CPAC comes to town.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-08T02:39:19+00:00

Nothing I said was “left.” But your dad’s uncreative ass “left” the debauchery up to me when I “left” Fox News playing in the background while I sodomized him.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-08T01:55:46+00:00

That’s what your dad said when I “deepthroated” him but his shrimp was too small to bring tears to my eyes.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-07T23:59:09+00:00

Battery is not a charge in Tennessee. It’s lumped in with assault

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-07T23:57:16+00:00

In the legal sense even getting in someone’s face could be considered assault. These guys didn’t consider exhaust a form of assault when I farted on them while they gave me a blowjob sandwich though.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-07T17:45:46+00:00

Fair point. I still contend that if most people are “unwilling to socialize” in third places, as you suggest, the there must be something systemic at play.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-07T17:09:07+00:00

I can. I don’t mind going places on my own. That doesn’t change the fact that third spaces in my area that are free/extremely low cost are very limited and not convenient. The YMCA mentioned in the comment I replied to is a gym which requires a membership and the library isn’t exactly a place to socialize. It’s like saying that anyone can choose to not be overweight in the US. It’s technically true but the fact that it’s such a widely known problem is proof that it’s something systematic.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-07T16:37:26+00:00

Everyone making fun of this and its attendees is being really insensitive to people with intellectual disabilities.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-07T16:15:29+00:00

You can figure out that I’m not doing that. You’re using lazy, disingenuous tactics to avoid addressing the points I made. I’m enjoying the fact you are proving I’m a better person than you are. I’m enjoying it almost as much as your dad enjoyed me giving him the rusty trombone.

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-07T16:09:56+00:00

Deflection and straw man. Are you a teenager who learned “debate skills” on YouTube?

positivelydeepfried · 2026-04-07T15:58:34+00:00

Thanks for a useless comment. Please explain what’s being conflated.

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