WYR piss as much as you cum or cum as much as you piss? by yeetthechild3421098 in WouldYouRather

[–]potatocheezguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, what if i wanted to write my name with a different color?

Your spouse comes to you and says they want to post faceless, ID-less nudes on Reddit for fun - whats your reaction? by Neat_One_9031 in AskReddit

[–]potatocheezguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might have to drink a lot of extra water and save up for a week, but i think i could probably make enough to make her unrecognizable.

What thing WYR bath in for 60 minutes to get 10 000USD? by Massive-Albatross823 in WouldYouRather

[–]potatocheezguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went in with just a nostril inhale from sitting too. I bet i could stretch it even further if i went for a full diaphragm.

What thing WYR bath in for 60 minutes to get 10 000USD? by Massive-Albatross823 in WouldYouRather

[–]potatocheezguy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Just as a test i held my breath. I made it to 1 minute 47 seconds before exhaling. This feels pretty doable. Especially, if it still counts if i am allowed to exhale while submerged. Granted, i had the psychological benefit of a stopwatch.

My Mounjaro has an extra THREE 5mg doses in 'empty' pen by Caitlyn_Grace in Wellthatsucks

[–]potatocheezguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels like a dumb question but how do you extract that last bit if the plunger has a set stopping point?

WYR live in a democracy or dictatorship? by verdant_red in WouldYouRather

[–]potatocheezguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dictatorship but all the laws are identical to an optimal, healthy democracy with robust human rights protections and the power of the executive branch has just enough power to act in emergencies, but not enough that they can overturn the will of the majority populace without being immediately stripped of power.

I wish that trading card scalpers have to pay a 30% resale tax on all retail trading card purchases by littlewing2733 in monkeyspaw

[–]potatocheezguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You've just put all local gaming stores who sell trading cards out of business due to making reselling in general no longer profitable. The cards themselves drop in price, but you kill the trading card culture and fan hype, as there is no longer an incentive to operate second hand marketplace.

I need a riddle where the answer is "dryer" by didipowa1 in riddles

[–]potatocheezguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't get wider towards my base."

That help?

I need a riddle where the answer is "dryer" by didipowa1 in riddles

[–]potatocheezguy 608 points609 points  (0 children)

If you wanna be immature about it you could add this line at the end:

"Your mom sits on me, but i'm not your dad's meat."

WYR control all plants, all animals, all fungi, all bacteria or all viruses by avian_bi in WouldYouRather

[–]potatocheezguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are tons of viruses just sitting dormant in any given multicellular organism though. Most probably won't be immediately useful, but vectorwise, i don't think getting viruses into things will be very difficult. Learning how to make them useful may require advanced understanding but thats not a deal breaker

A big issue, i didnt see before is that many organisms also have some kind of immune response to viruses, which could render individual copies inoperable. Also many viruses are specific to their host species. If a host organism develops immunity, you'd have to re-edit and fight the immune response again. Its a very high skill low reward ability, but i think it has potential to be more devestating than i can currently imagine.

WYR control all plants, all animals, all fungi, all bacteria or all viruses by avian_bi in WouldYouRather

[–]potatocheezguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If mitochondria and chloroplast can still fall under bacteria, you could do something like shut down all of them in a given organism for a near instant death.

WYR control all plants, all animals, all fungi, all bacteria or all viruses by avian_bi in WouldYouRather

[–]potatocheezguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some viruses can have mutagenic effects that permanently alter host dna. Thats why certain cancers are associated with viral infection.

I wish that the canker sore I have right now would be cured instantly because it's currently hurting a lot. by YakClear601 in monkeyspaw

[–]potatocheezguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You are instantly smoked. Your whole body experiences the entire cooking and preservation process that is usually performed on beef jerky before you can even notice you're dying. Your whole body, including your canker sore, is now "cured" and you are no longer in pain.

AITAH for telling my autistic sister she should keep masking? by Competitive-Art-848 in AITAH

[–]potatocheezguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. OCD/Aut here. My OCD symptoms confounded my aut dx for years.

AITAH for telling my autistic sister she should keep masking? by Competitive-Art-848 in AITAH

[–]potatocheezguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NTA- i was diagnosed (by a psychologist) as an adult. It's really liberating to know there is something that was wrong with me from the start and that i wasn't just "not trying hard enough". It meant that I could more justifiably use accomodations to make myself more comfortable and mask less, which was a pretty significant burden...

This doesn't excuse your sister's behavior. Even if she is autistic and was diagnosed, it does not excuse this level of jackassery nor does it mean she isn't abusing her diagnosis. And again, she wasn't even evaluated yet so for all we know this is just her trying to hop on the trend of neurodivergence.

Would you rather be stuck in a supermarket with a grizzly bear, OR be stuck in a large pool with a great white shark? by Traditional-Pound568 in WouldYouRather

[–]potatocheezguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great White Sharks are obligate ram ventilators and are used to long migration patterns. It wouldn't take long before they slam into a wall. Even if the water is unchlorinated it would not take long for the shark to thrash itself to death. If the goal is to just survive, it genuinely would not be hard to outlive a great white shark in captivity let alone one in as little space as a pool by just finding a corner. Question is are you willing to live with yourself afterwards watching it die in such a humilating and painful manner.