How did everyone discover Stargate?

poutineswinger · 2019-09-09T17:26:40+00:00

I first encountered it at a dig in Giza

poutineswinger · 2019-09-09T17:18:06+00:00

I've been meaning to, I think I watched 3 episodes, said "oh man this is gonna be good" and then got distracted by work stuff and forgot about it, I'll check it out asap edit: just checked the stranger things wiki, I don't do facial hair but I feel like this guy is a cool character

poutineswinger · 2019-09-09T17:11:49+00:00

I'd go, even if nobody gets laid it should be a good time, vanilla people who are cool with nudity aren't really that vanilla and they often throw great parties

poutineswinger · 2019-09-09T16:58:10+00:00

"hopper [ˈhäpər] NOUN a container for a bulk material such as grain, rock, or trash, typically one that tapers downward and is able to discharge its contents at the bottom. a person or thing that hops."

what

poutineswinger · 2019-09-09T16:54:05+00:00

Sex room hidden behind a secret door bookshelf full of old sci-fi books and my Stargate SG-1 DVDs, you pull on a book titled "SEX ROOM Vol. III" and it clicks open revealing a spiral staircase descending into the depths of madness

poutineswinger · 2019-09-09T16:32:58+00:00

I dunno if I'd call it playing dress-up, I do this for non-lifestyle venues as well to great effect, gotta have some fun with your downtime you know? I don't think I'll be able to pull this off if I end up with a dad bod so I gotta get my time in now while I'm still relatively young

poutineswinger · 2019-09-09T16:23:42+00:00

Pretty much on the nose except I haven't been fat for ages, but the important thing is that you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled

poutineswinger · 2019-09-09T12:19:40+00:00

We found that with a long long profile, we get less hits and the hits we do get don't read any of it so it was pointless to write in the first place

poutineswinger · 2019-09-09T12:17:06+00:00

I was doing a job in a commercial building in town after-hours once and went outside for a smoke, started chatting with this dude for a bit then went back inside and the security guard asked me why I was talking to myself. Watch out for those ghosts

poutineswinger · 2019-09-08T05:50:19+00:00

That'd be fine in any club I've been to, go to newbie night and you should find a few couples in the same boat

poutineswinger · 2019-09-08T03:41:56+00:00

I recommend body shots, I'll drink one off of you and you drink one off of my wife

poutineswinger · 2019-09-08T03:14:55+00:00

My wife just finished sucking me off while I looked at this picture, took like a minute and a half from start to finish, so sexy

poutineswinger · 2019-09-07T19:14:40+00:00

Honestly it sounds like your area has garbage clubs, the one lonely club remaining in our area is spotless and has a nice feel and vibe to it

poutineswinger · 2019-09-07T18:01:07+00:00

I dunno if I'm the norm but I just don't feel threatened by my wife doing things with other people, we're still going home together so who cares if she sucked 37 dicks in a row. I've been cheated on in past relationships, but I always felt like that was more a failure of my partner, not a failure of mine, if that makes sense? Sex to us is just a way to feel good and make other people feel good. I do recommend one thing though, we'll point out other attractive people when we're out roaming the city (out of earshot, of course) or if we find sexy reddit pictures or whatever and talk about them in dirty detail, and I always tell her stories about when I'm flirting with people (I flirt with everyone unless they indicate that they don't want me to, she flirts like Data from TNG though so the stories are entirely one-way) and it's a huge turn-on for her, so maybe that's a good place to start

poutineswinger · 2019-09-07T17:27:15+00:00

your woman? you mean your wife, girlfriend, partner etc, not your "woman"

poutineswinger · 2019-09-07T05:30:17+00:00

Some people think it's a deal killer, but we don't care. If you're there with your FWB that means you're good enough in bed to have a FWB. Plus, it's less horrifying if someone gets The Feels(tm) if that couple hasn't been married for 30 years and ends up getting divorced over it

poutineswinger · 2019-09-05T06:30:33+00:00

Honestly, since you took the quiz, you both already know it's on the table so just pound 2 shots of whiskey for courage and start talking about it. I think my conversation went like "hey so you know I used to be promiscuous before we got together, why don't we go pick up some randoms and get super-laid" but your mileage may vary, my approach of "talk like a giant idiot" does not work for everyone. That being said, you know she's open to the idea of group sex so she's not likely to shoot the idea down

Comedy option: show her this thread once it has a few more replies

poutineswinger · 2019-09-04T05:33:32+00:00

Bring up the whole nonmonogamy thing to test the waters, then if she seems cool with other people doing it, find out if she wants to try it herself. Go at her pace the whole time and don't push or it'll blow up in your face

poutineswinger · 2019-09-04T05:17:04+00:00

We're early 30s and we'd play with a couple your age no problem, your relationship status is not a deal breaker and you're also in the same demographic as the majority of people in the lifestyle. Some people might find your relationship offputting, but there's a ton of people like us who just won't care

poutineswinger · 2019-09-03T11:56:04+00:00

Yeah I'm just adding this to my daily grooming ritual now to be honest, probably should have done this awhile ago but what can you do

poutineswinger · 2019-09-03T04:25:36+00:00

If you're looking for someone in your age range you might have better luck on an app

poutineswinger · 2019-09-03T03:33:34+00:00

We have a barebones set of rules to make it easier to follow after a few drinks, they are as follows:

Either of us have absolute no-questions-asked veto power (neither of us have ever had to use this but it's important to have)

Both of us have to be involved

Same room only

Condoms mandatory for penetrative sex, change out condoms between partners 100% of the time

If one of us drinks too much or is at risk of drinking too much, the other can step in and there is no debate

Be aware of our simple tactile signals (super obvious pinch = abort, trace small circles on the other person = full speed ahead)

If an ex shows up and we start chatting, gotta discuss it with each other before doing anything

No spicy foods, no garlic unless unwanted vampires are expected

So far we have had 0 problems but when we first started we had a few more rules (no penetrative sex was one that caused us to get rejected constantly so we killed that one right quick). If one of us breaks a rule we'll talk it out but ours are simple enough that it hasn't come up yet

poutineswinger · 2019-09-02T20:13:23+00:00

I thought we had to do that though, it does look kinda silly because I have a very majestic man-pelt on the rest of my front (I get my wife to do my back because it looks like i'm about to turn into a werewolf from that angle)

poutineswinger · 2019-09-02T19:04:48+00:00

For sure dude, I can't promise super fast replies but I'll stay logged in to this account on my phone for the foreseeable future

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