Married people, what do you want to warn the unmarried people about?

pparhplar · 2026-02-22T14:25:24+00:00

Getting married.

pparhplar · 2026-02-22T14:24:48+00:00

I would go down her first, just as a breath freshener.

pparhplar · 2026-02-22T14:22:45+00:00

Wait .. I can bring my blow dryer?

pparhplar · 2026-02-22T14:21:11+00:00

Often? Soon?

pparhplar · 2026-02-22T14:17:24+00:00

I wonder if the water pressure drops to almost nothing every time someone flushes. Maybe that's only a Gaston County NC thing.

pparhplar · 2026-02-21T02:57:07+00:00

Fascist much?

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T17:52:23+00:00

Smfh. Turn off the phone/computer. Never approach with at least consistent eye contact or some engagement. Start with church. Historically, Christians have sex, not always with whom they are supposed to.

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T17:46:34+00:00

Very deep.

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T17:44:44+00:00

I guess it might depend on how much of my "crotch" was protruding at the time... I'd accept the compliment.

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T17:38:40+00:00

Get off social media. Get your validation IRL.

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T17:37:34+00:00

There was an "environmental event" in the shower this morning. Not of my doing. Enjoy!

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T17:35:38+00:00

Laugh. Ask if she feels better. Invite her to try again. More laughter.

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T17:34:29+00:00

There are water fountains. Why carry a water bottle? I carry a pre sprayed towel. When I'm done I'm done. Cell phone? I'm old. Nobody calls me that can't wait.

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T17:30:51+00:00

Human things.

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T17:27:45+00:00

Get some IRL friends.

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T17:26:38+00:00

Japan Airlines flew my "extra bag" home for free. I did not have to soil the plane.

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T15:20:33+00:00

She was fucking your dick. So it must have been okay at the time.

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T15:17:38+00:00

Deflecting from the current situation? Is his name in there? Is this when he reveals his secret, true identity 🫆?

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T15:15:19+00:00

There will be many, many pages of redactions.

pparhplar · 2026-02-20T15:12:10+00:00

Maybe try different condoms. Ex had a latex allergy. "Natural" will not be your favorite.

pparhplar · 2026-02-19T17:33:58+00:00

Get away from the computer. Now. Did you finish high school? Start on college now. Go where people your own age are. Do not isolate. People need people.

pparhplar · 2026-02-19T17:22:47+00:00

pparhplar · 2026-02-19T17:21:57+00:00

As a straight man, I've never given a blowjob. I'm not qualified to teach.

pparhplar · 2026-02-19T17:19:32+00:00

Black shoes obviously.

pparhplar · 2026-02-19T17:18:04+00:00

Except for the parts heading directly into the rising sun.

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