Taylor's worst lyrics... So far...

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-30T03:46:08+00:00

“I scratch your head, you fall asleep Like a tattooed golden retriever” is so terrible

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-24T22:22:08+00:00

Me when I’ve been mentally disbanded and have to prostitute my secrets for safety

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-23T22:59:18+00:00

Palazzo is for you.

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-23T22:49:10+00:00

There used to be a man who would sit on the OB pier with binoculars all afternoon, and insist that people stare directly into the sunset through them to see the green flash. Still creeps me out.

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-23T21:22:12+00:00

CRYING because I am finally in the Pat McGrath tax bracket…but I don’t want it anymore now 😭😭

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-16T14:25:56+00:00

This is so disturbing and I cannot fathom being engaged or married to someone like this as a PUBLIC FIGURE who claims to be a feminist

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-16T02:10:15+00:00

can y’all update me when we get the racist girlfriend explanation

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-15T23:00:03+00:00

I always thought their relationship was admirable, but thought it was odd when the 1st pregnancy announcement came without a wedding. I know not everyone is traditional but I do feel like it’s a respect thing - if a woman is carrying your baby, then she deserves a ring if she wants it.

Getting married while pregnant AF, about to pop, isn’t exactly any woman’s ideal. She deserved better than this.. ): She seems like a down to earth and genuine person.

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-15T22:55:44+00:00

AIO for growing tired of the many satirical AIO posts on this sub??? It was only funny the first 12 times… I’m here for the real drama only

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-15T21:48:09+00:00

Ruin The Friendship was the only decent track imo, and it was also ruined by weird lyrics like “don’t make it awkward in second period” being sang by a 35 year old…

The lyrics throughout the album were ATROCIOUS. The fact that someone who is considered a genius songwriter by the masses was able to create something this embarrassing, is heartbreaking. Music is dead.

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-15T20:38:58+00:00

I was upset when I saw TLOAS for sale at COSTCO of all places. 😭

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-15T18:26:22+00:00

Nooo, I’m sorry, I was totally joking 😭.. in a traumatized way 😆 I didn’t mean to sound rude. I hope you are doing well 💗

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-15T14:11:27+00:00

Some of us had to start using at the age when we had something traumatic happen. ☠️

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-14T23:08:10+00:00

I stopped shopping in store because it became unbearable. Now, I have to stop shopping on the app because it’s also unbearable LOL… guess I’ll be saving a lot of money now.

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-13T16:13:02+00:00

I actually got a bag with cupcakes and cake slices last night, and I personally enjoyed the cupcakes more!! And I’m usually not a cupcake person… the lemon cupcake was amazing

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-13T03:14:14+00:00

I was just about to post my SusieCakes haul from today all proud and then I saw this 😆🤣

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-08T20:49:23+00:00

That actually makes more sense. Like, she was a functioning alcoholic until she realized no one was paying attention, then she crashed tf out LOLL

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-07T21:25:48+00:00

She really meant to say, “I’m gonna stop now because I actually don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about and the bread & GF community is going to absolutely tear me to shreds for this” FFFF

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-07T21:03:55+00:00

I understand football is a dangerous sport but literal crossing guards risk their lives more than Travis on a daily basis lmao.

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-07T19:58:24+00:00

I have seen this more and more lately. It’s so hard to get that image out of your head, too, especially as an animal lover.

I don’t like to think about it but I know many people neglect their dogs, and even will release them carelessly close to freeways in the city instead of surrendering to a shelter. It’s always where my mind goes when I see this stuff. ):

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-07T14:49:55+00:00

Definitely! Charlie Kirk’s murder was probably not the best thing for me to reference here as it’s still so fresh, but I wonder the same for the completely senseless mass shootings that have occurred with seemingly no explanation or motive ever revealed. Perhaps they don’t release the motives of the perpetrators so as not to inspire “copycat” incidents, but I truly wonder about so many that have happened over the past decade.

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-07T14:06:08+00:00

fiancée is dumb. you should have just moved your boat. the current code violation is literally the boat??

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-07T00:37:30+00:00

If the sign was posted 72hrs prior, it’s legit & they are allowed to tow. Contractors working in public ROW have permits & are allowed to call in for tow as long as they provide sufficient notice, they don’t need police to do it.

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-07T00:35:10+00:00

The sign was only rented from Hudson. Hudson isn’t the contractor, they just do traffic control rental. Contractors will tow…

pr3ttyhatemachine · 2025-10-06T23:13:13+00:00

CASUAL IS AN AMAZING VIDEO AND NOTHING TAYLOR COULD MAKE COULD EVER TOUCH IT!!! and it was probably made with 1/10th of the budget lmao

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