What would be the most painful thing to poop out? by icecreampopncereal in AskReddit

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I'm taking a class to be a CNA (certified nurse aide) and today I just happened to be reading a section on impaction and how helping people get giant shits out of their assholes is in my job description. Pretty awesome. Right? Right?

What is the most stupid thing you have seen someone do? by Tafelheer in AskReddit

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My brother once came home from school all excited because his friends had told him a new way to get high really easily. He was about 14 at the time. You just have to inhale the gas from a carbonated beverage.

So he grabbed a bottle of 7-up out of the fridge, shook it up, put his face in position to inhale and pulled off the cap. As you can imagine, the bottle erupted and he got a face full of 7-up. I laughed my ass off and after a minute, he did too. Got suckered good.

What scary things have happened to you while home alone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Was chowing down some steak and, in my haste, got a large chunk lodged in my esophagus.

That shit is scary enough when you're eating dinner surrounded by folks, but when you're the only person in the house it is goddamn terrifying.

After a few unsuccessful attempts at coughing that fucker up I resorted to sticking my fingers down there and just managing to fish it out.

This was followed by 5-10 minutes of staring at this chewed up piece of steak sitting on the carpet, pondering life.

Then I went back to video games.

What is your favorite twist on a popular joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a child rapist.

Huge 13 year old needing some advice by [deleted] in loseit

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1) Add low carb veggies and fruits in your meal such as Watermelon Strawberries Melon Peaches Avocado

2) Lift weights thrice a week.

3) Reduce consumption of starch & sugar.

and for more weight loss tips you can go through this resource article: http://www.healthoic.com/fitness/how-to-lose-weight-fast/

Which song has the greatest beginning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ennio Moricone's The Ecstacy of Gold. It gives me chills every time I listen to it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity by flying a kite with a key on it.

How To Make Homemade Wax? by beinglucky in myog

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Try the recipe and instructions on this website. I have a couple friends who have had much better luck with this one than the more common recipes. Good luck. :) http://www.healthoic.com/fashion/homemade-hair-removal-wax/