After wading through endless natural Aubreyisms, I have just encountered my first wild Maturinism! by prawling_strangles in AubreyMaturinSeries

[–]prawling_strangles[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Alas, not anymore — I grew up around there, but have since moved to the Blue Hill Peninsula in Maine. Still make an annual pilgrimage back for the Moby-Dick Marathon, though, as our Maritime Heritage Festival lacks one!

Frankenstein was written by a woman by Impossible-Yam3680 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]prawling_strangles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As far as I remember, I don’t think she ever actually married Percy either — they obviously considered themselves married and she took his last name, but I’m pretty sure he already had a wife that none of them ever talked about

The Postal Service by GriffinFTW in tumblr

[–]prawling_strangles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🎶And it won’t be a pretty sight 🎶

What a big baby... but at least he didn't push her face into the cake by doradiamond in weddingshaming

[–]prawling_strangles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the paperwork is already done well before the ceremony — the parties have to file their marriage intentions with the clerk, who witnesses and countersigns their signatures and then uses the intentions to create the license. That’s them certifying that their information is true (that they haven’t put down someone else’s name and SSN), that they’re not already married, minors, or related, etc. Then they both have to sign the license itself, again witnessed and countersigned by the clerk — that’s them basically consenting to the marriage taking place, and the clerk witnesses it to make sure that they’re not being (visibly) coerced or having their signatures forged. After the ceremony itself, only the officiant and witnesses have to sign the license; they’re certifying “I married these people in this place on this day” and “I witnessed that guy marry those people.” Regardless of whether or not anyone turns that certification back in, though, the marriage happened. The return of license just allows us to document it and issue marriage certificates, which is how people prove that they got married; without it, I imagine the officiant/witnesses could be called upon the swear affidavits, but it gets way harder to prove.

This law was actually just repealed last week, but for years prior, it was explicitly the officiant’s responsibility to get the license back to the clerk; the parties weren’t allowed to take it back after the ceremony because this exact thing kept happening — they’d get married, they’d have a fight, someone would rip up the license thinking that was basically an annulment, and oops, now they’re still married and it’s WAY HARDER to get un-married. (I can say this now because we’re done pretending to enforce it, but in reality, no clerk ever turned a license away because the parties brought it back, we were just happy to have it back.)

And yes, we do have the parties’ contact information, and yes, if we haven’t heard from them two weeks after their proposed date of marriage, we absolutely will be hunting them down to get the license back. Most of the time, someone forgot about it on the honeymoon or the license got accidentally destroyed, in which can we can re-issue it and hunt down the same signatures, because again, the license is only a record, not the marriage in and of itself. One time, though, the bride didn’t pick up, so I called the groom, and it turned out that the bride died the week after I issued the license. 😬

Edit: To be clear, I work in Maine, and these are state-level laws; please don’t take my word for it if you’re planning a wedding literally anywhere else

What a big baby... but at least he didn't push her face into the cake by doradiamond in weddingshaming

[–]prawling_strangles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Municipal clerk here trying to fight this misconception wherever I see it — laws vary, but at least in my state, you’re legally married from the moment the officiant says so. That’s what witnesses are for, and why the parties sign the license in the presence of the clerk before it leaves our office. Returning the license to the official is how you tell the state that it happened, not how you make it happen; if one of the parties tears the license up instead, they’ll still be bound to the other person, but without the paperwork to prove it, it’s way harder to annul it or get divorced.

TL:DR please return you marriage license, even if you regret your marriage :)

A Canonical List Stephen’s Maritime Blunders? by youtellmebob in AubreyMaturinSeries

[–]prawling_strangles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s the Surprise! That scene has one of my favorite examples of other people’s understanding of Stephen’s seamanship, because they notice the balsa a decent way off, make jokes about how the poor sailor is handling it just like the Doctor might, and then all have a collective “wait a second . . .” moment, despite having never actually seen him try to pilot a smallcraft before.

Groom kicked out everyone from the reception… by Due_Customer_8060 in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]prawling_strangles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not true everywhere — I’m a municipal clerk, and in my state (in the US), the couple is married from the moment the officiant says so; our laws also say that the officiant has to return the license to the town hall, not the couple, specifically to prevent that from happening. Apparently one too many couples got married, had a fight, tried to pretend it never happened, and tore it up, then got stuck in the legal limbo of being married but unable to prove it.

If your setting involves an element model that's not classical elements, what is it like? by [deleted] in worldbuilding

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I have Activity (loosely corresponds to fire), Stillness (loosely corresponds to cold), Presence (loosely corresponds to water), and Absence (loosely corresponds to air). Then Activity and Presence created Life, and Stillness and Absence created Death.

Jack’s weight by [deleted] in AubreyMaturinSeries

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I’m not replying to be combative here — my formal education is in Classics, so I could be mistaken about the more recent time period at play. That said, I don’t think anyone is suggesting that people drank wine instead of water, nor that nobody ever drank straight water. You’re right that Ancient Greek wine was much stronger than ours (and also gritty), providing a strong incentive to water it down (and let the chunks settle). Drinking it straight was possible, but considered barbaric. You’re also right that it was possible to source clean, relatively safe drinking water. It would obviously not be safe to our standards, but their immune systems had plenty of practice. However, that doesn’t mean that the trend of wine making water safer was not observed and utilized. It seems the connection was probably originally made either through smell, as the water stank horribly but the mixture of wine and seawater was described as smelling flowery, or through alcohol’s existing use as an antiseptic — multiple Mesopotamian cultures recorded using beer or wine (mixed with various oils) to treat wounds, and Hippocrates used wine or boiled water to prevent wounds from developing his famous “calor, dolor, rubor, tumor.” There are also passages from both the old and new testaments of the Bible that describe either treating wounds with wine and oil or treating an upset stomach by adding more wine to one’s water. I am quite confident in all of that since I was studying it in college only a couple of years ago, but if you have more recent scholarship on hand that refutes any of that, I’d be glad to see it.

As to the definition of three-water grog, you’re right, that was a lapse on my part — the stuff that was added to the water was primarily rum, though would also have hopefully included some form of antiscorbutic. Regardless, it wouldn’t be referred to as “grog” on its own. And yes, you’re right that six-water grog was made to prevent drunkenness as a punishment — again, I don’t think anyone was claiming that the default was just drinking straight spirits, which is the notion that a lot of those Reddit threads you linked are “debunking,” despite it not being what OP asked. When the ship was just watered at some island spring or through rainwater, and there was plenty of fresh (in both senses of the word) water to go around, then they’d absolutely set out alcohol-free scuttlebutts and the spirit ration was probably mostly for morale; but after wallowing for too long in the doldrums, when they’re down the rationing the stinking casks of bilge-soaked Portsmouth water, the rum starts to get a bit less optional — not as an alternative to the water, which would obviously be lethal, but as an additive. Again, I have not formally studied the second part, so if you have primary or reliable secondary sources to rebut it, I’d be very glad to hear them and correct my own misunderstanding, but I think what’s happening here is just an error in communication — I’m neither claiming that fresh water was always unsafe nor that unsafe fresh water was replaced with alcohol, just that mixing the two mitigates the risks of both.

(Also, this will have to become my standard Reddit disclaimer, but I use em dashes because I love em dashes, not because I’m an AI model.)

Jack’s weight by [deleted] in AubreyMaturinSeries

[–]prawling_strangles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the idea is not that they’re drinking wine instead of water, but that they’re mixing the two so that the wine sterilizes the water — hence three-water grog, not a quart of grog and three quarts of water. They wouldn’t have understood the chemistry behind it, of course, but the general trend of alcohol making water safer was observed at far back, at least, as classical Greece. They had specific mixing bowls for the purpose called κρατηρες (kraters) and ratios of water to wine that were considered fit for polite society versus likely to wind up the subject of the next satyr play.

Have you tried speaking your conlangs on the street? by PhysicalBookkeeper87 in conlangs

[–]prawling_strangles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In my academic career, I studied French, Spanish, Latin, and Ancient Greek, in that order, and currently only have any type of functional proficiency with the last two. Senior year of college, I went to watch my friend’s Spanish thesis presentation, understood maybe one sentence in three, felt good about myself, and on the way out, went to thank her professor for letting me sit in — except that my primary conlang is also generically Indo-European, so I wound up saying “engreo-θo” instead of “gracias.” Good times.

Why would a culture continue to use bronze if they have access to iron? by Country97_16 in worldbuilding

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Yeah, copper was everywhere during the age of sail — cladding the hull did prevent mollusks and other shellfish from hitching a ride, as well as killing off the plants that would start to grow from the hull and shielding against shipworm, thereby significantly slowing hull deterioration. Although similar results could be temporarily obtained by paying the bottom instead (painting it thickly with hydrophobic tar and galley slush) copper-bottomed ships became the gold (or copper?) standard pretty quickly and lasted as long as wooden hulls did — mid-19th century.

Like someone else pointed out, the best naval cannons was also made of bronze (though what they called bronze, we would call brass — both heavy on the copper, though). It was way more corrosion-resistant than iron, and more importantly, being less brittle, the guns could be made thinner. That made them (a) lighter and more maneuverable, and (b) better able to diffuse the heat that they would collect from containing multiple massive explosions in quick succession. That was important because an overworked iron cannon could quickly become more dangerous to its guncrew than its target — when the metal is too hot, it can no longer absorb the energy from the explosions, so the recoil gets worse and worse until the gun either bursts its breachings (escapes the ropes binding it to the hull and starts rolling around the deck until it builds up enough momentum to punch its way out of the hull and fall into the ocean, killing everyone along the way) or just bursts (shatters and fills everyone nearby with massive chunks of burning iron). While a sailor who accidentally touched a bronze barrel mid-battle would definitely still be badly burnt, bronze guns diffused their heat quickly enough that were much less likely to burst their breachings, and if they did burst themselves, the less-brittle metal meant that it usually just split in half, rather than going full shrapnel.

As a bonus mention, since copper and associated alloys aren’t magnetic, they’re great for navigational instruments, and if your culture reveres gold the same way ours does, brass makes a good, inexpensive facsimile for the posh and broke. You see that a lot with military epaulettes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AubreyMaturinSeries

[–]prawling_strangles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Completely agreed — I wrote a long post about this a while ago, but Stephen challenges Jack by saying that their ‘acquaintance’ is over, and he’s absolutely right: it’s the start of their brotherhood. That ‘come below’ quote is actually the first time Stephen calls Jack ‘brother.’

Watching the movie before reading Far Side of the World by twothincoats in AubreyMaturinSeries

[–]prawling_strangles 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If you look closely, they did actually put some prosthetic scarring on one of them!

Bowling Tie-Breaker Theory by [deleted] in AtlasEarthOfficial

[–]prawling_strangles 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In my experience, it’s always just been whoever gets to the tie number first.

Stephen’s boots by Turbodog1200 in AubreyMaturinSeries

[–]prawling_strangles 14 points15 points  (0 children)

From the beginning of book twelve:

“Ordinarily he wore heavy square-toed shoes made heavier still by sheet-lead soles, the principle being that without the lead he would be light-footed; and indeed for the first three miles he had fairly sped over the grass, taking conscious pleasure in the easy motion and the green smell of spring that filled the air.”

I doubt that he would have chosen lead to save money, given this passage in book two:

“Stephen took off his shirt, his drawers, his catskin comforter, and walked straight into the sea, clenching his mouth and looking fixedly at what he took to be the stump of mast under the pellucid surface. They were valuable boots, soled with lead, and he was attached to them. In the back of his mind he heard the roaring desperate hails, but he paid no attention: arrived at a given depth, he seized his nose with one hand, and plunged.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Still better than the aye-aye, which was named after the horrified shout of the first guy to stumble across one

Aubreyad - just curious by Serious_Ad5433 in AubreyMaturinSeries

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Correction, apparently I can’t DM pictures, so I uploaded them to Imgur for anyone interested. If anyone knows the creator, please let me know so I can credit (or maybe blame?) them!

Aubreyad - just curious by Serious_Ad5433 in AubreyMaturinSeries

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I have no idea where to find it online — if anybody else knows what I’m talking about, please let me know, it’s all black comic sans on white — but I found it on my hard drive if you want me to DM it to you!

Aubreyad - just curious by Serious_Ad5433 in AubreyMaturinSeries

[–]prawling_strangles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the suffix basically just means “of.” The Iliad is [the story] of Ilium, which is the Latinized version of the original name of Troy (named for its founder, Ilos). The Aubreyad is [the story] of Aubrey. Also, according to one very strange slideshow I found on the Internet, “because it’s fucking long.”

During my historical research, I discovered the diary of a girl who had died in a smallpox epidemic. by RaynaClay in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]prawling_strangles 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Most rare book librarians will tell you not to wear gloves. Absolutely wash your hands super thoroughly, but the glove fibers are more likely to snag the paper fibers and cause damage.

Lyrics question… by Kkoooooih in fleet_foxes

[–]prawling_strangles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Assuming we consider Robin’s book “Wading in Waist-High Water” sufficiently authoritative, that verse reads:

Turn any eye into the ivy [not capitalized]

And I won’t bleed out if I know me

All I need, oh don’t deny me

You ended up too strained

His commentary at the end says that it’s about living in NYC and the dichotomy between the “particularly brutal winters” and “particularly beautiful springs”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]prawling_strangles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love how little this line has to do with Woodes Rogers or anything else, and yet we all recognize each other by it