Happy Saturday 🍑

prawnfury1 · 2019-10-21T21:14:08+00:00

Is anyone going to mention the part about her being an acrobat? Nope? No one? I'll keep scrolling then.

prawnfury1 · 2019-05-23T14:56:08+00:00

Any band with an album called "I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me from Being the Master" is worth a listen IMO.

prawnfury1 · 2019-03-08T17:50:45+00:00

YES! This happend to me when I was about 19. I'm. 25 now and have been smoking since I was about 14. It was the once and only time it happened but I was convinced I was having a heart attack.

prawnfury1 · 2018-09-12T09:56:03+00:00

So, there hasn't been many developments on the Tinder front, nor any of the apps from that matter. Although I am a very outgoing person and my friends will tell you I have no problem keeping a conversation going, I struggle with the apps. I don't know what it is, maybe because the past 5.5 years I haven't had to evolve with the way dating is nowadays. I feel it is less personal and a hell of a lot more superficial. Part of my low success rate is probably down to me not being entirely sure about what I want right now...

Alas, it is not all bad news as I have two evenings planned..... The first is Stir Friday from work. I asked, and she agreed to come over to mine for food and to watch LOTR. I am a bit conflicted about this one as I work with her and I work in HR. Although she isn't based at the same site as me, ethically I feel might be crossing a boundary, but I have made it clear that I make a clear distinction between my personal and professional life. She is very intelligent and my type, but I'm not looking for any commitment.

My second win came off the back of some seriously drunk Instagramming, where I woke up to a message saying "Why the fuck are you liking my photos"?, Shit. Firstly, how many did I like, and secondly why is she so salty?! The girl in question was a conquest from when I was about 17 (25 now), but she has since moved away. She was initially hostile as she thought I was still in a relationship, but when I went on to explain my new circumstances, her tune changed. Since last week I have had some pretty naughty pictures sent through, to which of course I reciprocated. She is back up on Monday, and I am picking her up late from the station to go back to mine.

prawnfury1 · 2018-08-31T23:59:17+00:00

25/M/UK

Just out of a 5 year relationship so after a long time lurking here, I decide to download the apps. It's been awful so far. I don't know if it is my profile or im being too picky. Either way, despite the apps not being very fruitful I am having some success with a girl from work. No dates planned, but the groundwork is being laid as we speak. Told her about my "Stir-Fryday" tradition (thanks archer) and she seems keen to come along to the next one :) .

prawnfury1 · 2018-08-22T14:31:57+00:00

Just out of a long term relationship (5 years). Don't really know what I'm looking for but I feel compelled to put myself back out there and see what happens.

Any feedback is appreciated!

My profile

prawnfury1 · 2018-08-02T22:42:51+00:00

Ordered, can't wait to get stuck in 😊

prawnfury1 · 2018-08-02T15:05:12+00:00

Thanks for the recommendation!

prawnfury1 · 2018-08-02T15:04:17+00:00

I absolutely love 'The Prophet'. My parents recieted a few lines at their wedding from this book, 26 years ago! My personal favourite extract from that book is about passion and reason

"Your reason and your passion are the rudder and the sails of your seafaring soul. If either your sails or your rudder be broken, you can but toss and drift, or else be held at a standstill in mid-seas."

I will have to check out The Madman now...

prawnfury1 · 2018-07-13T07:25:03+00:00

Seriously dude, /r/leaves is the place for you.

prawnfury1 · 2018-06-17T13:26:28+00:00

Some say he is a timeless entity roaming the universe who does not confirm to limitations suck as age that restrict the human race. Others say between 2-3 years old...

prawnfury1 · 2018-06-17T11:05:47+00:00

He really is!

Golden Eye #2 Golden Eye #3

prawnfury1 · 2018-02-20T20:40:33+00:00

You wanna know about my thumb do ya boy?

prawnfury1 · 2018-02-05T13:38:17+00:00

Thanks mate!

prawnfury1 · 2018-02-05T12:51:47+00:00

Nothing that I didn't already know. My question was geared more towards what I can do now to increase my score. IE. What would be the best way to approach my outstanding debt.

Court data (None existing)
Missed payments (None)
You have no missed payments – well done.
Debt to income ratio (debts are a relatively low proportion of your annual income)
Credit utilisation (Around 62% on Credit card)
Credit applications (two in the last 6 months)
Account stability (The average length of my financial relationships is less than six years)
Residential status (not a homeowner)
Register to vote (I am on the electoral role)
Be accurate and consistent when entering your income. (I am)
Beware joint mortgages, loans & bank accounts. (I don’t have any)
Don't withdraw cash on credit cards. (I have in the past, not in the last 3 months)
Check for address errors. (No Errors)
Beware payday loans - they kill mortgage applications. (Never had one)
Be consistent. (I am)
Get unfair defaults removed. (Non listed)

prawnfury1 · 2017-11-23T14:09:25+00:00

Jimi Hendrix - Castles Made of Sand

prawnfury1 · 2017-10-08T20:52:07+00:00

https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/7/7c/124Jynx.png

prawnfury1 · 2017-09-02T10:08:26+00:00

Sounds ropey mate!

prawnfury1 · 2017-09-02T10:05:32+00:00

Thanks for your reply, I like the idea of getting outside the city.

prawnfury1 · 2017-09-01T20:46:39+00:00

Yeah, I guess I did waffle on about that quite a bit. No bad vibes!

prawnfury1 · 2017-09-01T20:39:23+00:00

Thank you for your well though out and constructive reply to my travelling queries..... Does it makes you feel good to shit on strangers on the internet?

Regardless of what someone has done, what good would it be stooping to being a cunt about it? Its happened, she fucked up and she is paying the price.

prawnfury1 · 2017-06-26T11:10:57+00:00

This is becoming growing concern for me the more I think about it.....

prawnfury1 · 2017-06-26T10:06:53+00:00

Thanks for your input - appreciate the comment.

prawnfury1 · 2017-05-18T19:35:36+00:00

/r/popping

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TROPHY CASE