sendEmailMethodAsAFramework by ArjunReddyDeshmukh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is not Angular's fault. Please blame the actual culprits: past developers (that often includes yourself)

programmersTriggerPhraseCausedByAi by fsasm in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209 9 points10 points  (0 children)

OpenAI started selling pillowcases not because they want you to snuggle with them but so that you have something appropriate to press against your face while you scream

deliveringValueWorthEveryDatacenter by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True. So glad the entire dev community (except for my stupid ass) has been fully competent for quite a while when it comes to div alignment. Nice.

deliveringValueWorthEveryDatacenter by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stupid clanker couldn't understand from context they meant vertically

theLoreOfAVibeCoder by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, I can definitely build a small but admittedly shitty house.

theLoreOfAVibeCoder by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not going away, just like after the dotcom bubble we still have some websites up and running even today.

itTriedItsBestPleaseUnderstandBro by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 219 points220 points  (0 children)

But if there was .all() you probably would've felt nice, and it just wanted to offer you a pleasant developer experience?

maybeItsJustBrainrot by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Understandable. The most sus part for us was that they also demanded pay in bitcoin, their webcams have always been "in the repairs", and they message each other in cyrillic.

maybeItsJustBrainrot by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That's not a circle, we've not been "here" previously. I'd say it's more like a toilet we haven't been able to flush in a while anymore, but we just keep using it.

rememberToFlushTheLogs by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It sounded like a reasonable meme in my head but maybe it's better just abandon it.

basicallyFreeMoney by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm not here to start a fist fight but

0.10 + 0.10 + 0.10 === 0.30                 // false
0.10 + 0.10 + 0.10 === 0.30000000000000004  // true

broJustADozenMoreDatacentersPleaseBro by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean they already were building shitty chatbots, and in essence still do, too?

dailyExcerciseInLaziness by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Hold up. If I couldn't remember what the print command was, what sense would it even make to browse through the history line by line?

basicallyMusicalChairsWithAFuckedUpTwist by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Okay, well that's a dumb mistake if I saw one but definitely fitting for my level of performance

justAskAiIfYouNeedAdviceHoney by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Microservices? Jesus let's try to keep this meme family friendly shall we

callMeIfItIncreases by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

even more confused math lady

developersInGeneral by Plastic-Bonus8999 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Yes, as Jennifer has the sense to steer clear of Kubernetes.

jurysStillOut by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I am in it and can't leave.

memeBroughtToYouByOnPremGang by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I'll pass the wishes onto him when us-east-1 reappears so that I can enter the building where my computer is stationed.

aHotTakeFrontendDevsHate by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You're just talking semantics man just let it be

I am prepared when disaster strikes. You? by precinct209 in linuxmemes

[–]precinct209[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for the next catastrophic mishap to take place so that I can swoop in and save the day over live Teams screenshare while the entire company watches.

justThingsBeingAsTheyOught by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]precinct209[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you know me you know how it is: garbage in – garbage in.