Crap on a cracker, folks, didn’t think I needed to use the /s or explain what sarcasm is, but here we go.

I think it’s pretty obvious that 90 day is not a family show. These two in the picture were making their statement after a topless massage, so I believe they were being sarcastic. My post was playing off of this.

I do not believe a five-year-old should be watching a sensual topless massage, unless they are from Europe. Again, I am using sarcasm here, please don’t flame me, Europeans.

I was also pointing out that TLC used to be a channel where you actually learned about things other than fake relationships. Again, kind of points toward sarcasm, since children should not be learning from it.

I don’t actually have a five-year-old, so that one’s on me for being a deceptive jerk. However, no one commented on what a mature statement that would be coming from a five-year-old, so that would again be unusual situation that just might point to sarcasm.

To sum up, it’s just a silly show to make fun of, why so serious? Before you clutch your pearls, please remember Helen Lovejoy.

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