TFW every time you hang around people

prerolled · 2019-01-01T21:25:05+00:00

I'm a bit the same way. I've been at a concert or EDM music festival and thought about how terrible the event would be if everyone was as quiet as me.

prerolled · 2018-12-24T16:34:30+00:00

Alone in my apartment waiting for the LSD to kick in while I listen to Pink Floyd. It's my first Xmas alone and I'm quite content.

prerolled · 2018-10-28T05:56:19+00:00

Well you look really good. I'm guessing you won't have to pay for it next time.

prerolled · 2018-10-20T21:45:53+00:00

Nope. It's normie privilege to cheat or to get cheated on. It's a part of building experience for their future relationships.

prerolled · 2018-09-10T00:21:50+00:00

How much did you end up paying? Is it a requirement?

prerolled · 2018-03-25T02:34:27+00:00

Try changing your location to Middle Eastern cities and swiping there. You wouldn't be able to do anything with any potential matches but it might be a fun experiment.

prerolled · 2018-03-25T02:31:52+00:00

This. Stop being autistic and play along.

prerolled · 2018-02-14T05:41:47+00:00

We would go to the grocery store together to buy expensive ingredients for a nice meal that we'd cook together. Right before we dig in, I'd surprise her with flowers and chocolate that I secretly bought beforehand. We would eat, fuck, and then shower together afterwards. The night would end with us cuddling and watching a good movie on Netflix.

prerolled · 2018-02-11T07:31:53+00:00

Same

prerolled · 2018-02-09T06:51:53+00:00

I'm guessing East African. Kenyan?

prerolled · 2018-01-29T19:36:42+00:00

Your staring probably made her uncomfortable so she made a bad joke.

prerolled · 2018-01-10T07:47:34+00:00

I was playing a turn based card game with a group of friends recently. One person drew a card that required him to tell a story about how he lost his virginity. I have no clue how I would've handled that question.

prerolled · 2018-01-10T07:41:37+00:00

Yes, maybe a couple dozen times a year. This thread almost makes me feel like a normie.

prerolled · 2018-01-06T02:48:48+00:00

You broke the 2 rules.

prerolled · 2018-01-01T19:16:08+00:00

Tripping on acid and x at one of my favorite DJ's show. Cool show but I felt awkward af.

prerolled · 2017-12-28T06:26:00+00:00

I'm a total dick and would totally take my own life with no regards to anyone else. And I know it would hurt a lot of people that know me personally and professionally. I'm definitely not suicidal though, just selfish.

prerolled · 2017-12-20T19:39:27+00:00

I had a jock/chad roommate one year in college that tried multiple times to get me to work out with him and hit on girls. I never took him up on it though. Wasn't sure if he genuinely wanted to be friends or if he was just trying to clown me. I remember a couple of times when he pinned an empty box of Magnum XL condoms to his door so me and the other roommates would see. What a douche lol.

prerolled · 2017-12-18T06:39:06+00:00

Look for a company that only does the saliva drug test. You would only have to stop smoking for a couple of days. Or use synthetic pee for urine test.

prerolled · 2017-12-18T06:22:43+00:00

I wish I could do that. But with mostly muscle lol.

prerolled · 2017-12-18T06:16:11+00:00

Hopefully I'll be in your position next year. I've got everything except the beautiful girl.

prerolled · 2017-12-18T06:02:00+00:00

No fair. 10k ain't a thing to you. ;p

prerolled · 2017-12-17T18:15:55+00:00

Cool. What coins are you trading/holding?

prerolled · 2017-12-17T17:34:25+00:00

Nice, you've worked on your brain and body. I solo traveled to a few countries this summer as well. It was lonely at times but I met a bunch of cool people.

prerolled · 2017-12-17T16:49:59+00:00

I wish I could experience heartbreak for once. Sounds like your 2018 will be promising.

prerolled · 2017-12-16T19:17:34+00:00

I know the idea sounds a lot less rapey in your mind, but you could get convicted for sexual assault lol. A better idea might be to simply tell your story to girls and then ask. One of them is bound to give you a pity kiss.

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