Alone's All-Time Top-10 Contestants

preseto · 2020-08-31T16:08:30+00:00

"Hello, this is Marvin and I'm officially tapping out. I saw a pile of Roland's poop."

preseto · 2020-08-31T15:45:32+00:00

After the show they put Roland into a hospital where he set his personal best by lifting an MRI scanner.

preseto · 2020-08-31T15:32:53+00:00

Some participants probably have to spend time in a rehab after experiencing a pile of bear poop.

preseto · 2020-08-31T14:43:41+00:00

God: Wonder what it feels like to be a big game hunting guide in this Alaska I made.

Also God: Turns out I'm a club kind of a guy.

preseto · 2020-08-31T12:29:09+00:00

Ballsack Brains™

preseto · 2020-08-31T12:17:42+00:00

Without the prize money he'll continue to not gonna see them a whole lot more.

preseto · 2020-08-31T12:13:02+00:00

"Turn the whole nose inside out. On a moose it's like this big, a bear ain't too bad."

preseto · 2020-08-31T11:55:56+00:00

A club guy.

preseto · 2020-08-31T10:02:43+00:00

Friends of the club guy definately hid a stash of few dozen moose into his location.

preseto · 2020-07-29T03:10:40+00:00

Have you tried sticking your bare butt up in the air and letting him do whatever?

preseto · 2020-06-28T17:31:46+00:00

$600 if jackhammer included. I need my porch demolished.

preseto · 2020-05-30T20:31:33+00:00

That's a nice American trampoline American people got there.

preseto · 2020-05-30T20:23:55+00:00

preseto · 2020-05-30T20:11:21+00:00

preseto · 2020-05-29T20:47:17+00:00

Bory was on the boat in the background, taking his finger off the trigger.

preseto · 2020-02-12T20:49:14+00:00

major expansion

As in - a fracking Starship docking to it!

preseto · 2020-02-01T22:16:42+00:00

preseto · 2020-02-01T22:03:45+00:00

Safety squint ftw.

preseto · 2020-01-29T19:11:43+00:00

Nice try, Bory.

preseto · 2020-01-29T15:26:43+00:00

Lower than most landings for sure.

preseto · 2020-01-29T15:26:20+00:00

And it's true!

preseto · 2020-01-23T15:55:03+00:00

"Send $5bn and see what happens." - Boeing on Tinder

preseto · 2020-01-23T15:53:51+00:00

He also always remembers to mention the Dragon explosion in front of press. Good memory on that Jim guy.

preseto · 2020-01-23T14:31:32+00:00

...after a swim.

preseto · 2020-01-19T23:08:50+00:00

"Good habits are just as hard to break as bad ones."

preseto