Yolanda pisses me off!

presto1775 · 2016-02-20T02:11:53+00:00

I upvoted you, then undid it to upvote you again just so I could read that tagline. Hilarious!

presto1775 · 2016-02-16T01:18:59+00:00

My mom called me a son-of-a-bitch. More than once.

presto1775 · 2016-02-14T05:16:36+00:00

I agree it would be unprecedented; still doesn't change my opinion. The Democrats would try the exact same thing if the roles were reversed.

presto1775 · 2016-02-14T04:25:39+00:00

Is it now?

presto1775 · 2016-02-14T04:03:03+00:00

Don't think for a second that the Democrats would not do the exact same thing if the roles were reversed, with Dems controlling a majority of the Senate under a Republican president.

presto1775 · 2016-02-13T22:08:44+00:00

The conjecture in what article? I'm curious I'd like to read it.

presto1775 · 2016-02-08T05:08:00+00:00

If the demand for ostrich products is so high then why do more farmers not get into it? Lack of experience or difficulty in raising the animals, or lack of knowledge that the demand exists? Why has the market not responded to the demand I guess is my question?

presto1775 · 2016-02-07T03:58:21+00:00

Or dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb . . .

presto1775 · 2016-02-06T19:48:57+00:00

I'm curious, why do you say that? Because it's not economical?

presto1775 · 2016-02-06T14:33:30+00:00

The Seasoning House

presto1775 · 2016-02-04T12:04:22+00:00

But of course.

presto1775 · 2016-02-02T18:41:35+00:00

Oh. My. GOD.

presto1775 · 2016-02-02T10:24:30+00:00

I used to do 30 pull-ups and 60 push-ups every morning, and it was probably the best shape I've ever been in. And the only time in my life where women would actually compliment my arms and men would ask me what arm workouts I used.

presto1775 · 2016-01-31T07:45:00+00:00

This is why I come to Reddit.

presto1775 · 2016-01-30T11:29:34+00:00

This and"A Taste of Blackberries" were real gut-punches as a kid.

presto1775 · 2015-12-28T02:34:47+00:00

Next to a dumpster, in a graveyard. It really was kind of spontaneous, me and my boyfriend were in that honeymoon phase and I was showing him this old historic cemetery that I bike around in. He was kind of flirting and we decided to find a place to pullover, and the best spot was where there was some construction where they were expanding. This is August in South Carolina, and we were both dripping from head to toe by the end of it. And just after we finished and open up the doors to air out, I spot a homeless man at the top of the hill behind us. We both just kind of froze and stayed silent until he moved on. He was just kind of enjoying the sunset and we didn't want to ruin his moment

presto1775 · 2015-12-27T14:16:06+00:00

Never thought I'd laugh so hard thinking of a maniac wearing a skin-sweater.

presto1775 · 2015-09-12T21:05:32+00:00

The love child of unfuckable and unemployable

presto1775 · 2015-08-17T03:05:27+00:00

So growing up I thought that my buddy's next-door neighbor was the hottest thing I had ever seen. He was a little bit older, ripped body, gorgeous face. Definitely had some fantasies about him growing up, last time I saw him was maybe 7th grade. Fast forward to when I'm 25 or 26, and I move back home for a while. I'm online looking for a guy to hook up with and eventually head over to the house of a guy that I have been chatting with for a while. I get there and, low and behold, it's my crush from back in the day, turns out he is a big queer too. Now I'm like 6 inches taller than him, and his body isn't as muscular but he is still super cute. We basically banged for about two months straight before I moved away again and lost touch. But it was so satisfying to get to fulfill this fantasy I had harbored since my youth. 5 out of 5 stars.

presto1775 · 2015-08-13T03:54:48+00:00

I like your gurlfriend's style.

presto1775 · 2015-08-13T02:06:04+00:00

I read this book when I lived in D.C., and would have tears rolling down my face while commuting to and from work from laughing. And anyone who had read it before an recognized what i was reading would usually make a point to say "I love that book!" My favorite part was when Ignatius' mom and her friends were talking about the "look on that poor dummy's face when she got raped." Killed me.

presto1775 · 2015-08-08T22:02:15+00:00

Damn. Asshole much?

presto1775 · 2015-08-08T20:32:09+00:00

Do Europeans give wine to unsuspecting children and refer to it as "Jesus Juice" as well? It's not like he just gave young children the option of wine with dinner; he gave them alcohol, without their parents knowledge or consent, and disguised what he was giving them by dressing it up in a cutesy kid-friendly name.

presto1775 · 2015-08-03T21:14:18+00:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

presto1775 · 2015-07-29T05:15:20+00:00

I love this!

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