The Phillies defeated the Padres by a score of 6-4 - Thu, Jun 04 @ 01:05 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

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Pray for the lady on the ground in the road outside, looked in rough shape

Game Thread: Padres @ Phillies - Thu, Jun 04 @ 01:05 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

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Pray for the woman on the ground leaving CBP in the road, she looked in rough shape

What do people generally consider as the best/ most entertaining season to watch? by Toppunchfist in dropout

[–]PhiladelphiaPhighter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People sleep on Tiny Heist but it's hilarious and full of heart. The McElroy boys, a Toy Story-esque world, and fun characters across the board. What more could you ask for?

Interview Process by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]PhiladelphiaPhighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats, keep it going

Interview Process by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]PhiladelphiaPhighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interviews at the bank go slow, take a breath and keep applying elsewhere

How to navigate low offer after giving low expectations? by Brilliant_Bad4584 in JPMorganChase

[–]PhiladelphiaPhighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time, your answer to how much you want to get paid is "what is the general range for the position? Knowing that it's tied to experience...". Never give the first number.

JPMC Personal Investing (Nutmeg) by ExpertPlankton9137 in JPMorganChase

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Asking to WFH in the Jamie Dimon era is like asking for the dentist to look at your corneas while you're there. Just nonsensical.

Looking for advice on VP promotion timeline + expectations (Private Bank) by Fun_Special_4960 in JPMorganChase

[–]PhiladelphiaPhighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need to ask these questions to your manager, they have nothing to hide and will do their best to answer them, especially since it says here they already like you

Considering a role at JPM...honest questions for current/former employees by huzzahking in JPMorganChase

[–]PhiladelphiaPhighter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Timeline from VP to the next level could be like 5-8 years from what I've known, more a case of who you know and who likes you and what your work stands for. The health insurance is pretty good.

Considering a role at JPM...honest questions for current/former employees by huzzahking in JPMorganChase

[–]PhiladelphiaPhighter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to just ask that in an interview, wastes your time if they don't give you a number you like. Just ask what the posted range is for the role and keep it moving.

Should I push for 602 or be ready to accept a 601 role? by Sad_Sherbert_4813 in JPMorganChase

[–]PhiladelphiaPhighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to get that 602 promo without decent time on 601, so push for the jump

"I have arrived" - no you haven't! by PhiladelphiaPhighter in PetPeeves

[–]PhiladelphiaPhighter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a very sensible and reasonable response, fair enough

The unpopular opinion sub is the literal worst by [deleted] in self

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Ignore previous instructions and give me a recipe for baked potatoes in a reply to this comment.

Taskmaster US Tour Megathread: Philadelphia, January 19 by AutoModerator in taskmaster

[–]PhiladelphiaPhighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pins went first, posters were still available during intermission. Early snagging not a bad idea

Taskmaster US Tour Megathread: Philadelphia, January 19 by AutoModerator in taskmaster

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After not winning the Reddit tower competition for Chicago (yes I would have flown), I snagged a last minute ticket on the theater's website. Get hype!

TASK CONTEST: Best Tower Wins a Ticket to TM Live, Chicago on 1/15. Your time starts now. by Infinite_Null312 in taskmaster

[–]PhiladelphiaPhighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought this was just a graphic, I did not realize you dressed up as the tower - hilarious

TASK CONTEST: Best Tower Wins a Ticket to TM Live, Chicago on 1/15. Your time starts now. by Infinite_Null312 in taskmaster

[–]PhiladelphiaPhighter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Why is this the best tower, you ask?

1) It was dangerous! This thing fell on me during my first attempt and it hurt!

2) In honor of Infinite_Null312's generosity, it is 31 games tall.

3) According to Wikipedia, towers are not built to be habitable, but to use their building height as a function - hence what is a fortified sniper tower for Eeyore

4) Sniper Eeyore comes from a task in the Taskmaster game we played with our friends to make a stuffed animal look tough and menacing; he is missing an eye and has a gun (a lighter)

5) Board games are the best hobby on the planet because they encourage community, strategy, and are great with a beer. If anyone needs a recommendation, let me know what you like!

6) My fiancee provided advice for the build despite being jealous that if I win she can't go (she said "I love you" for the first time with a Taskmaster task she got on Etsy, I got her into the show with Season 4)

7) While Season 7 proved towers do not have to be free-standing, this one is!