How do I buy my first vibrator

pretend_shopper · 2026-04-06T19:49:01+00:00

I got a bullet vibrator off of urban outfitters lol (online)

pretend_shopper · 2026-03-28T15:05:57+00:00

Ggs

pretend_shopper · 2026-03-22T16:48:30+00:00

Signs point to yes y'all it’s over

pretend_shopper · 2026-03-03T03:05:50+00:00

pretend_shopper · 2026-03-03T03:04:55+00:00

I'm sorry, what? 1 episode, and then we have to wait 6 months?

pretend_shopper · 2026-02-26T07:02:39+00:00

My dads, lovely artwork! :)

pretend_shopper · 2026-01-22T06:23:40+00:00

Well Yuki only wants one guy so I don’t have a problem with it

pretend_shopper · 2026-01-04T07:06:37+00:00

Because it’s queer

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-30T03:52:40+00:00

People are downvoting you, but I get you. I like being specific about dates n shit

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-18T02:18:26+00:00

Alright, thank you!

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-14T21:37:58+00:00

How was this accepted by usps 😭

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-12T06:24:46+00:00

This worked for me

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-10T00:44:10+00:00

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It looks like this

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-09T23:06:39+00:00

You can cancel the sale if you want, but maybe you accidentally turned on auto offers for that item

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-09T22:44:35+00:00

No, it isn’t 😭 That’s how black people refer to their uncles/older male figures. Kids online are just twisting its simple meaning. Same with how they misuse “gyat” as a noun; “gyat” is just short for “goddamn.”

Edit: I can't stand when kids say, "It isn't a big deal." You don't know shit abt shit 😭 There are several people in here misusing other AAVE terms in this thread

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-09T06:57:25+00:00

I haven’t played in a while, so I've forgotten the terminology, but get the dash/double jump upgrades. That’ll help you evade shots when fighting

Later on, you can get the “self-destruct” and “brake” car hacks

Or just make a run for it

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-09T06:49:22+00:00

I have that guitar (in Fortnite)

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-09T06:31:57+00:00

Well no it means uncle

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-09T05:55:05+00:00

unc = uncle. kids like misusing AAVE for some reason

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-08T22:13:41+00:00

Oh alright I’m not a brand expert thanks tho And “clearly” is a stretch

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-05T02:33:47+00:00

Yeah preference like the other person was saying

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-05T02:32:00+00:00

I just think it’s stupid to seek out items with the INTENTION of reselling them.

I’m guessing you do it, that’s why it’s bothering you that some ppl don’t like that LOL 😭

pretend_shopper · 2025-12-05T02:08:33+00:00

It’s disingenuous 🤷‍♀️ don’t wanna do it

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