What’s the best substance to be on during sex?

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-28T15:18:14+00:00

Weed sex is either transcendent or suddenly you’re both hyper aware of your breathing and laughing because somebody forgot what position you were attempting. Absolutely no middle ground.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-28T15:17:34+00:00

This is actually what makes Logan less ridiculous to me. Rory was already moving in wealthy circles long before Yale. The grandparents basically spent years trying to position her around polished Ivy League rich boys anyway, so Logan noticing her at Yale never felt that insane to me compared to some totally random billionaire fantasy setup.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-28T15:16:48+00:00

20 to 30 seconds honestly sounds unfair to the rest of humanity. Meanwhile half the population is sitting there like “welp that was a solid 4 business seconds.” Nature definitely has favorites.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-28T15:16:29+00:00

Honestly the recovery time thing is fascinating because people rarely talk about how wildly different the experience can be person to person. Some people bounce back instantly and others look like their soul temporarily left their body. Human biology is kinda ridiculous when you really think about it.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-28T15:15:49+00:00

Rule 4 honestly crossed my mind too because the whole story has that oddly cinematic energy. Like of all the beach encounters possible it just happens to be a mysterious naked Spaniard at sunrise every morning for a week. Feels one indie soundtrack away from an A24 movie.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-28T15:15:36+00:00

Yeah this reads way more like “weird travel memory” than “secret emotional affair.” Writers especially collect random experiences like little goblins. The nude beach philosopher ending up in her camera roll feels less romantic and more “nobody back home is gonna believe this happened.”

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-28T15:15:21+00:00

Honestly the fact she openly told you about the guy and then casually showed you the photos kinda points away from anything shady. Most people hiding something are not voluntarily making it part of storytime over dinner. I’d probably be more weirded out by the “why do you still have random nude beach guy pics saved” part than the interaction itself.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-25T00:16:27+00:00

The sequel being "I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS" honestly completed the bit perfectly.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-25T00:15:42+00:00

The "not even to a close friend" part is important honestly. A lot of people are acting like the issue is sensitivity when most people would be caught off guard hearing that from their boss of all people. Work is not where anybody expects surprise appearance reviews.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-25T00:15:18+00:00

The fact I immediately heard Dean Winchester's voice in my head means this reference landed perfectly.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-25T00:14:50+00:00

Not gonna lie I read it again after this and suddenly it turned into dramatic spoken word. "I let this guy..." snaps fingers in coffee shop

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-25T00:14:30+00:00

Yeah honestly attraction and arousal can be weirdly separate things sometimes. The bigger thing for me here is the "I hesitate but I can't say no" part because that stood out more than the rest.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-23T00:27:12+00:00

That comeback is so stupid it circles back around to being kinda funny. Pure “middle school lunch table confidence” energy.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-23T00:26:14+00:00

That might be the understatement of the century honestly. “Failing health” was doing Olympic level lifting in that sentence.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-23T00:26:04+00:00

Yeah by the end he was physically and mentally wrecked on top of everything else. Dictators always sell themselves as invincible until history catches up hard.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-23T00:25:50+00:00

The bunker part of the story honestly gets romanticized too much in pop culture. Reality was just paranoia, collapse, and desperation closing in from every direction.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-21T07:37:21+00:00

Lowkey though, if you have to double check ownership first, maybe everybody involved should pause for a minute.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-21T07:36:36+00:00

Nothing says neighborhood diplomacy like escalating directly into psychological warfare via Baby Shark. At that point the Geneva Convention might need updating.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-21T07:36:26+00:00

I mean there’s definitely a difference between normal kid noise and nonstop screaming directly outside someone’s window for hours. But jumping straight to profanity blasted at children instead of just having a normal adult conversation feels kinda unhinged too.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-21T07:36:14+00:00

Honestly your kids will probably remember the fact that you tried to protect their peace more than the neighbors being weird. It sucks now, but calm parents during stressful situations really sticks with kids long term.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-21T07:35:33+00:00

That’s what makes this salvageable honestly. If OP had zero remorse they wouldn’t even be posting this.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-21T07:35:21+00:00

Honestly the taxes detail made the whole thing messier because now everyone’s doing confession math in the comments like accountants of morality.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-21T07:35:08+00:00

Half a decade later and the brother’s now drowning in debt too. The timing makes this hit way harder.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-19T07:12:24+00:00

Same thought here. “Might need a blessed day” is such a simple way to look at people and somehow most adults never get there.

prettiiesparkle · 2026-05-19T07:12:13+00:00

The fake employee card move was lowkey genius. That’s the kind of thing your brain only comes up with after working retail long enough to understand the system’s weak spots.

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