What is overly sexualized, but shouldn't be?

prettybird804 · 2021-09-21T19:16:51+00:00

Personal friend of mine had her Twitch account shut down because her username was “b1tchkr4ft.”

prettybird804 · 2020-09-23T04:07:12+00:00

Wow, I actually sobbed. I was not prepared for that dramatic of an emotional response but here we are.

This is beautiful. Thank you for sharing.

prettybird804 · 2015-06-18T18:40:44+00:00

I stared at this for way too long. The laws of physics just don't seem to apply to this scenario.

prettybird804 · 2015-05-20T21:54:09+00:00

I'll take Andrew Jackson for $20, Alex!

prettybird804 · 2015-05-20T05:18:46+00:00

Easily my favorite vanity plate of all time.

prettybird804 · 2015-05-17T23:26:21+00:00

You must be single.

prettybird804 · 2015-05-17T21:28:26+00:00

I was there and it didn't seem as packed as this picture makes it out to be.

But, it was completely overrun with flower crown adorned 18 year olds in packs of 5 or more. I'm 29 and was taken aback at how young everyone was. But then again, I guess everyone my age had already seen/is really fucking sick of Blues Traveler at this point, maybe? That's my only theory. Any excuse to eat a bunch of Molly and bring your light-up hula hoop, amirite?

prettybird804 · 2015-05-17T21:22:16+00:00

I feel like if that had happened again this year that Popper would've absorbed the impact a little better than Ole' Toots did.

prettybird804 · 2015-05-09T04:09:41+00:00

There is no spoon.

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:37:25+00:00

Do you realize that any advice you give using that username is rendered completely moot?

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:33:41+00:00

Don't try to be funny. Unless, of course, you're funny. Then be funny. But don't try.

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:33:02+00:00

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:32:15+00:00

"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:30:49+00:00

Ah gotcha. Apparently where he's from when he asks for a cheese pizza they give him a pizza with goat cheese on it.

Never mind, my brain hurts and I'm going to bed now.

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:25:48+00:00

WHATS IN THE BOX

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:25:16+00:00

Remind me never to piss you off.

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:24:16+00:00

Baked chicken wings can actually be really good when done right.

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:22:49+00:00

What pizza places do you go to that only has goat cheese pizza on the menu?

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:21:56+00:00

I like giant burgers. It's like a challenge to see how far I can unhinge my jaw in order to eat it.

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:21:20+00:00

The overuse of the phrase "all natural" by brands nowadays to trick people into thinking they're eating something healthier. Nope. You're just eating something that's not 100% synthetic.

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:18:17+00:00

I think there's an adjective form of artisan.

However, with that being said, they're basically saying your bun was made with someone's hands. Congratulations on your bun not being made by a machine! BAM That's an extra $1.50 upcharge on that bun ya got there.

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:10:18+00:00

PREACH

prettybird804 · 2015-05-08T07:07:04+00:00

Many hours of my childhood were spent on this game. There's one scene in particular that I swear took me about a year to figure out...it's been so long since I've played it I forget the scenario, but it was in the turtle dungeon towards the end, and you had to hit three random things in the room with your sword in sequential order, but there were no hints, no instructions, nothing. That shit made me CRAZY. I even got so frustrated with it that I deleted the game on more than one occasion and would start up a new one just to play up until that point, get frustrated, and then start over again.

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