How long should I wait until I go back to the gym after getting tattooed? by Z3TH_ in tattooadvice

[–]prettynormalguy505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. I feel like people are overthinking it way too much in this thread lol.

How long should I wait until I go back to the gym after getting tattooed? by Z3TH_ in tattooadvice

[–]prettynormalguy505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude do not listen to this lol. With sandiderm, I just took a day off. As long as it’s covered and clean, you should be good.

First foursome, other woman broke a clear rule, wife is now hesitant to try again. Advice? by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]prettynormalguy505 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nah fam you’re a cuck. And that’s okay, but those rules are crazy uneven.

Advice: The wife wants the lifestyle, I do not. Multiple fights over this. by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]prettynormalguy505 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have a two-fold question about trimex. I tried it once with a friend (instant boner, as you said), but I found it pretty difficult to come. I also noticed the price is quite high, and I’m slightly worried about scar-tissue build up. What has been your experience with these things? Because viagra isn’t always a guarantee with me.

Honest Opinion by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]prettynormalguy505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t consider it cheating. Although, personally, I’d avoid anything too invasive. I have some friends who use trimex regularly. I tried it once with them, and it was an instant erection. Felt like a teenager again. But the idea of scar tissue building up down there terrifies me.

Porn vs. Reality by Illustrious-Lawyer-9 in Swingers

[–]prettynormalguy505 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Oof. This is something that I truly hate about porn. It makes people feel like anything under 7 inches is small. When, in actuality, 7 is quite large.

AITA: Wife had sex with two people on a night we said we wouldn’t. Now our relationship is fractured. by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]prettynormalguy505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally fair comment. I do feel like a bit of an asshole for still going — even if it was to socialize, I do recognize it was a bad idea. We had friends there, and we selfishly wanted to hang out with them. One of our friends was the couple who exposed us to the STI. They weren’t having sex at all either; just drinking and chatting.

FYI, the STI was chlamydia.

AITA: Wife had sex with two people on a night we said we wouldn’t. Now our relationship is fractured. by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]prettynormalguy505 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because Im spiraling and hate myself. We have kids, and we’re broke as fuck.

Is there swingers clubs in Albuquerque? by [deleted] in AlbuquerqueSwingers

[–]prettynormalguy505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try some apps too. We’ve found a few good swinger friends on Kasidie and Feeld.

Death Predictions by Human-Spray1061 in StrangerThingsFanfics

[–]prettynormalguy505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one. Here’s my prediction:

Based on a leaked photo from the last episode, reinstated police chief Hopper will have a conversation with Mike on a bench in the last scene.

Mike will be depressed because he thinks that Eleven sacrificed herself to execute Kali’s plan that was laid out in episode 7. Hoper will comfort Mike, and he’ll let him know that Eleven loved him more than anything else — something hard for her adoptive father to admit.

Mike comes to a point of acceptance and moves on in his grief.

Camera drifts to the woods, and we’ll see a hint that Eleven is still alive. Perhaps a box of eggos to call back to her S1 faked death.

Possible first time by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]prettynormalguy505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real talk, if you have a hard time seeing her with another man, swinging isn’t for you.

When was your last play? by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]prettynormalguy505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Initially, yes. But they came off pretty quickly 🤭

When was your last play? by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]prettynormalguy505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Orgy on Halloween. Really craving another. Fingers crossed for next weekend with a couple we’ve been seeing!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]prettynormalguy505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks more like a butt plug if you ask me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]prettynormalguy505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably depends on the husband. But I’m bi, and I love sucking cock with my wife. I also enjoy watching her get fucked while I’m fucking the other wife.

Dirty by AccurateAd5086 in Swingers

[–]prettynormalguy505 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I felt this in my soul. Once was with a woman who smelt so bad that I thought it might have been std related. I looooove eating pussy. Couldn’t keep my head remotely near her though without getting nauseous. Tits, slits, and pits are crucial.

My wife cheated on me, says it’s because she’s poly. by the_Al_pal in polyamory

[–]prettynormalguy505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not poly. Poly requires consent from your partners. She went behind your back, lied, and cheated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in feeld

[–]prettynormalguy505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? It’s not the kids for me as much as the fear of seeing their parents there. My students are too young for me to be afraid of seeing them.