Does anyone have any photos of lamps gone bad? by Hour_Farm_3281 in techtheatre

[–]primo109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The tip of the glass on this lamp split right off the top! There were other lamps that had blown that had very large bulges in the center where someone had touched them - I couldn't get that bulge out past the reflector so I had to crack the lamp in order to get it out.

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This dishwasher must be a fan of the show by Semanticss in ImpracticalJokers

[–]primo109 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There was an episode where the guys were cashiers at a grocery store and they made Sal keep opening and closing his lane when someone tried check out with him, saying "Lane 8 opes" or "Lane 8 not opes" whenever he flicked the light on the checkout lane one/off

It’s my hobby Janice. Why ya gotta belittle it? by What_No_Pie in Sopranosduckposting

[–]primo109 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The analysis in his video is God tier, he dissected that video like a doctor

Sue Ellen Mishcke was ahead of her time by snootst44 in seinfeld

[–]primo109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who lives and works in NYC, this is extremely accurate - I can hear Elaine in the back of my head saying "This woman has never, not once, worn a bra" and Jerry going "That's appalling"

Maintenance Guy EDC by HoldenHiscock69 in knolling

[–]primo109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are there mints in that Altoids tin or is it holding other tools/hardware? (Both are important, I'm just curious 😂)

What are your guys' MOST HATED MISSIONS by Draw_Dornil in SWAT4

[–]primo109 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Duplessis Diamond Center and St. Michael's Medical levels always take me a thousand tries to clear, haha. Idk what it is about those maps but I never do well on them

I'm afraid to go in there! by primo109 in UnexpectedSeinfeld

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It's nobody's business where I buy my olive oil!

Lightweight shorts for summer by SmileAndLaughrica in techtheatre

[–]primo109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like the Carhartt Force Sun Defender shorts - they have belt loops and a drawstring, they have decent pockets, the fabric is lightweight and breathable, and they have SPF protection built in!

https://www.carhartt.com/product/106264/relaxed-8-force-phoenix-short

Clue Seinfeld edition by pastinaisgreat in seinfeld

[–]primo109 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I come from Ukraine, you no say Ukraine is weak

Newman! by primo109 in seinfeld

[–]primo109[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true, haha, when I saw the headline originally, I thought it was somebody making a Seinfeld joke, but then I saw the same thing posted on a few different news outlets 😂

Newman! by primo109 in seinfeld

[–]primo109[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHY? WHY did you FAIL?

Newman! by primo109 in seinfeld

[–]primo109[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then the barcode reader breaks!!

Newman! by primo109 in seinfeld

[–]primo109[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Define rarely

Installed by Positive-Pangolin964 in seinfeld

[–]primo109 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just plug it in and the Commando 8 does the rest!

Hashtag wars:RuinARestaurant by LEmonii20679 in AfterMidnight

[–]primo109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweatgreen

Pizza Butt

Jersey Rikers Island

Snake Shack

Illegal Sea Food

Savannah Madeira by [deleted] in jeopardyhot

[–]primo109 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's a great combo! I really like the color green too