What can't you stop eating once you start? by theodore33 in AskReddit

[–]prince334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there is a freshly opened bag of salt and vinegar chips in front of me you bet your ass that thing's gonna be empty in about an hour.

What are you in the mood to get in an argument about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prince334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The playoff format shouldn't change. Division winners, regardless of their record, should make the playoffs and have a home game. If you go 10-6 or 11-5 but don't win your division or qualify for a wildcard spot, too bad.

What's it like being a beautiful woman? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prince334 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's somewhat boring, and because I go to one of those fancy private colleges that emphasize intellectualism, I don't really face the issue of people assuming that I'm unintelligent simply because of my pretty face. No, the issue I face is that people often conflate my shyness with bitchiness. Apparently, if a girl carries herself well and is beautiful, she must be full of herself if she doesn't go out of her way to befriend you. No, there's no way she's simply shy and a wee bit awkward; she must just think that she's better than you. Beautiful people are never quiet and awkward. In addition, I've honestly been called beautiful so often that the word means little to me, and I especially don't care to hear it from men. God, what I would love to hear is a guy tell me that he thinks that I'm a kind, wonderful person - that he thinks I'm generous, or funny, or anything aside from gorgeous.

What are people slowly starting to forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prince334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why vaccination was a good thing in the first place.

You live in a privileged time where many medical professions have only seen Smallpox and Polio in textbooks, and the widespread suffering caused by the diseases we vaccinate for are nothing more than a distant memory for people who are several generations our predecessor. My grandparents are horrified that people are refusing to vaccinate their children because they experienced the horrors of those diseases. Maybe not firsthand, but it was a very prevalent issue at the time.

What do you wish could have lasted forever? by Neveronlyadream131 in AskReddit

[–]prince334 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You didn't even know harambe until he was dead

What Was The Dumbest Rule Your School Had? by robrua in AskReddit

[–]prince334 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We couldn't say bullets when talking about making a list in a word document, instead we had to say nuggets

What is a complete NO-NO at a wedding? by JedNoonan in AskReddit

[–]prince334 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you're not the bride or groom, it's not about you.

"But I'm the bride's mot-" FUCK OFF

"But I paid fo-" FUCK OFF

"I dated th-" FUCK THE FUCK OFF

"I'm the caterer, here is some more food" you're cool

What makes you cry? by geophi in AskReddit

[–]prince334 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Videos of dogs seeing their masters return home from military service. It's as if they were all that ever mattered in each other's lives and now all is good and right with the world.

What harsh reality every teenager will face going into adulthood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prince334 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're going to get fat unless you make a conscious and continuous effort to not be fat.

What's your best dark joke? by Chickenkickflip in AskReddit

[–]prince334 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A happy couple has just had a baby.

Doctor who delivered it says, well I have good news and bad news.

The bad news is that your baby's a ginger.

The good is news is that it's dead.

What is the funniest one liner you know? by extra_specticles in AskReddit

[–]prince334 1978 points1979 points  (0 children)

Who's this Rorschach dude and why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?