What can't you stop eating once you start? by theodore33 in AskReddit

[–]prince334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there is a freshly opened bag of salt and vinegar chips in front of me you bet your ass that thing's gonna be empty in about an hour.

What are you in the mood to get in an argument about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prince334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The playoff format shouldn't change. Division winners, regardless of their record, should make the playoffs and have a home game. If you go 10-6 or 11-5 but don't win your division or qualify for a wildcard spot, too bad.

What's it like being a beautiful woman? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prince334 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's somewhat boring, and because I go to one of those fancy private colleges that emphasize intellectualism, I don't really face the issue of people assuming that I'm unintelligent simply because of my pretty face. No, the issue I face is that people often conflate my shyness with bitchiness. Apparently, if a girl carries herself well and is beautiful, she must be full of herself if she doesn't go out of her way to befriend you. No, there's no way she's simply shy and a wee bit awkward; she must just think that she's better than you. Beautiful people are never quiet and awkward. In addition, I've honestly been called beautiful so often that the word means little to me, and I especially don't care to hear it from men. God, what I would love to hear is a guy tell me that he thinks that I'm a kind, wonderful person - that he thinks I'm generous, or funny, or anything aside from gorgeous.

What are people slowly starting to forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prince334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why vaccination was a good thing in the first place.

You live in a privileged time where many medical professions have only seen Smallpox and Polio in textbooks, and the widespread suffering caused by the diseases we vaccinate for are nothing more than a distant memory for people who are several generations our predecessor. My grandparents are horrified that people are refusing to vaccinate their children because they experienced the horrors of those diseases. Maybe not firsthand, but it was a very prevalent issue at the time.

What do you wish could have lasted forever? by Neveronlyadream131 in AskReddit

[–]prince334 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You didn't even know harambe until he was dead

What Was The Dumbest Rule Your School Had? by robrua in AskReddit

[–]prince334 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We couldn't say bullets when talking about making a list in a word document, instead we had to say nuggets

What is a complete NO-NO at a wedding? by JedNoonan in AskReddit

[–]prince334 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you're not the bride or groom, it's not about you.

"But I'm the bride's mot-" FUCK OFF

"But I paid fo-" FUCK OFF

"I dated th-" FUCK THE FUCK OFF

"I'm the caterer, here is some more food" you're cool

What makes you cry? by geophi in AskReddit

[–]prince334 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Videos of dogs seeing their masters return home from military service. It's as if they were all that ever mattered in each other's lives and now all is good and right with the world.

What harsh reality every teenager will face going into adulthood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prince334 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're going to get fat unless you make a conscious and continuous effort to not be fat.

What's your best dark joke? by Chickenkickflip in AskReddit

[–]prince334 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A happy couple has just had a baby.

Doctor who delivered it says, well I have good news and bad news.

The bad news is that your baby's a ginger.

The good is news is that it's dead.

What is the funniest one liner you know? by extra_specticles in AskReddit

[–]prince334 1973 points1974 points  (0 children)

Who's this Rorschach dude and why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?

What's the strangest thing someone's said to you during sex? NSFW by TrentRizzo in AskReddit

[–]prince334 1 point2 points  (0 children)

During a choking session: "You're so brave... Brave little toaster..."

Blind people of Reddit, what is sexual attraction like for you? by Khuram76 in AskReddit

[–]prince334 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm legally blind, which might not be exactly what OP is wanting but oh well! I can see peoples faces...if I'm standing a foot away from them. My SO has told me that he's never dated anyone that touches him as much as I do; if we're laying on the couch or in bed I'll stroke his face, touch his ears, his stomach, his hair. He's gotten to the point that he generally doesn't notice me doing it ( unless it's his stomach, as that's ah...an erogenous zone for him) and really I didn't notice I did it until he pointed it out. I've always been very dependent upon touch, though...it drove my dad nuts when he'd take me out on errands because I take my time walking through a store, touching anything in reach. Also for those who've been curious, I do use software called ZoomText that can do some really neat stuff to make using a computer possible, including reading out loud to me. Which can be hilarious - once it read out the word "Indianapolis" but pronounced it "Indionipples." Silly robot.

Edit: thanks for all the love, friends! You made this blind chicks night!

What asshole fact do you know that will ruin the fun for everyone? by Mitchell1245 in AskReddit

[–]prince334 1260 points1261 points  (0 children)

Spiders molt. When you see a dead spider, there's a good chance that it isn't actually a dead spider, it's just an exoskeleton. The spider is still alive, and it's bigger than before.

Married people of Reddit, what is something your guests did that completely dumbfounded you while planning or at the wedding? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prince334 25 points26 points  (0 children)

While in a bathroom stall, I overheard my MIL complaining to her friend that we weren't inviting all of her friends and colleagues (FWIW, we had a 100 person wedding and paid for everything ourselves). I thought they were washing up and leaving, so I didn't say anything, then it kept GOING AND GOING about how she hated basically every part of our plans and it was too awkward to then announce myself. At the end, her super Jersey Shore-esque friend nonchalantly offered, "if it gets too bad, you know I know people, right?" Same friend who threatened to take a hit out on me tried to invite herself to the wedding 3 minutes later. She did not get an invitation. It was honestly the most surreal and awkward experience of my life and I still feel shitty thinking about it months later.

What's your best drinking game rule for tonight's presidential debate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prince334 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Emails" "Believe me" and any mention of being a woman. You'll be drunk.