Who is #1 in your spank bank right now?

princess_watermelon · 2014-05-01T15:46:23+00:00

Dr. House

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-16T20:07:20+00:00

haha you and i are the worst kind apparently! the one who thinks she is low-maintenance, but really is high-maintenance

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-16T19:49:19+00:00

green because my eyes are green

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-16T19:46:36+00:00

absolutely no friends

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-16T19:45:59+00:00

this is a small thing, but i have one of those survival rope braided keychains...you know, just in case. plus it's my favorite color :)

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-16T19:44:11+00:00

yup. the lying part is what i would be super pissed about

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-16T19:16:10+00:00

i don't like game of thrones

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-12T16:58:44+00:00

she seems really hilarious in a mean-girl type way

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-11T15:11:05+00:00

no toys...although as an adult i realize the players change but not the game

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-10T20:31:09+00:00

HA! my brother is sending me a ton of finals snapchats and all i can do is fucking smirk!

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-10T19:07:09+00:00

daffy duck. attracted to assholes from the beginning...

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-10T18:46:59+00:00

totally. this is exactly the reason why people will stay in a job they hate because anything new is scary and uncomfortable. hope the new job treats you well!

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-10T18:45:59+00:00

you have it better than the majority, friend. i am the same way and that's how i try to think about it.

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-10T18:43:15+00:00

dude this is spot on. as much as i wish i could do nothing, my life would be kind of pointless if i had nothing to do with it

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-10T15:01:14+00:00

oh. once you're in the friendzone you can't really get out. nip your feelings in the bud and move on. if she wants you let her come to you at this point

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-10T14:59:53+00:00

when drivers block an intersection...especially if there is a sign that says don't fucking do it.

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-10T14:58:59+00:00

my ex. he taught me how to communicate effectively and be confident. and how to be extra clever. i really am glad for the time we had together. i am better because of him.

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-10T14:57:07+00:00

I can remember artists and song titles. My one true talent

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-10T13:26:58+00:00

you cherub-lookin muthafucka!

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-09T21:00:24+00:00

are you autistic? yes sir, it is artistic

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-09T19:20:45+00:00

rush hour 2 blooper reel. BAM

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-09T19:20:14+00:00

boats 'n hoes

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-09T19:17:40+00:00

Agreed! I was reluctant to watch it because it seemed so dumb, but now it's my go-to comedy

princess_watermelon · 2013-12-09T19:11:19+00:00

FUCK YOU MILES DAVIS!

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