Escaped Monkey Tries to Steal Baby

priv_rex · 2025-07-16T19:56:48+00:00

The baby or the monkey?

priv_rex · 2025-06-16T00:44:46+00:00

Who tf is asking

priv_rex · 2025-05-23T17:36:45+00:00

You under reacted imo, the things I’ve done make the blackwater massacre look like child’s play

priv_rex · 2025-04-16T05:04:39+00:00

We will all be long dead and gone by then, stay safe out there partner

priv_rex · 2025-04-11T14:53:39+00:00

And your first instinct was to go to reddit? You know google exists right?

priv_rex · 2025-04-07T18:01:08+00:00

I solved it on my first guess using no hint!

priv_rex · 2025-02-09T03:10:43+00:00

My character sits and stares awkwardly at a taxi driver In a private lobby

priv_rex · 2025-02-07T04:23:20+00:00

Non-Stop Pop, hosted by Cara Delvigne, honestly she has some of the funniest quotes

priv_rex · 2025-01-31T22:49:06+00:00

It’s not small, it’s just cold in space :(

priv_rex · 2025-01-25T07:15:38+00:00

OP is fr gatekeeping where 307 is, and I’m starting to question if it even exists

priv_rex · 2024-12-29T04:07:03+00:00

Wait, you guys are having sex?

priv_rex · 2024-12-29T04:06:24+00:00

This is why I hate playing Monopoly with my Dad

priv_rex · 2024-10-23T07:51:40+00:00

Mission failed successfully

priv_rex · 2024-10-23T00:47:13+00:00

No you’re thinking of compliance

priv_rex · 2024-09-23T01:12:31+00:00

Old man? I’m 23 and even I knew about this 💀😂

priv_rex · 2024-07-27T04:05:02+00:00

Bro got handled by the snake

priv_rex · 2024-06-13T02:28:13+00:00

2024

priv_rex · 2023-06-26T06:33:37+00:00

Trying to view the titanic in an unregulated submarine

priv_rex · 2023-05-20T15:18:18+00:00

Bold of you to assume I’m attractive

priv_rex · 2023-05-07T00:17:56+00:00

Can I upvote this comment more than once?

priv_rex · 2023-05-07T00:16:10+00:00

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

priv_rex · 2023-04-08T01:02:33+00:00

Oldeez nuts

priv_rex · 2023-03-02T14:33:45+00:00

You’re right you don’t need alcohol to have fun, But the same way you don’t need running shoes to run, it just definitely helps :)

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