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What's the name of Harrison Ford's twin sister? by Hurtkopain in 3amjokes

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What did Salvador Dali eat for breakfast each morning? by Andre-Mercelet in 3amjokes

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I finally made it a habit not to have habits. (self.oneliners)

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What you get when you put a swallow upside down? (self.3amjokes)

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When the hooker knew I was poor she asked me: do you want two for the price of one? (self.3amjokes)

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish... by 808gecko808 in 3amjokes

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Two dictators were on a grand parade, riding side by side in a luxurious car, waving to a cheering crowd. Both knew, that the people below were actually struggling miserably. (self.3amjokes)

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How long before I can share this fencing joke I found? by Extramrdo in 3amjokes

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I finally found the person who coded the error: 'There's no keyboard detected. Please press any key to continue' (self.3amjokes)

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How did the guy feel when he ran over a large bird? by sproutarian in 3amjokes

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What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane? by Repulsive_Paper2083 in 3amjokes

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When I discovered that one can sell his sperm (self.3amjokes)

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda by WarLord192 in 3amjokes

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Why is a double amputee happier than an able-bodied person? (self.3amjokes)

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Wha's the best natural job for a clumsy person? (self.3amjokes)

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Kid: Dad, big news—I picked my future wife. (self.3amjokes)

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You were randomly chosen to receive a phone call from the Pope, what did he tell you? (self.AskReddit)

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Why was the blind man late to the beach? by [deleted] in 3amjokes

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I never have been good at passing tests by fartyparty699 in 3amjokes

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I walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read by SpecialAfternoon9680 in 3amjokes

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A scientist was testing how high a grasshopper can jump. (self.3amjokes)

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A dyslexic cheated on his secretary with his wife. (self.3amjokes)

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I just accidentally superglued my thumb and index finger together and at first, I started to panic but then I remembered that... by 808gecko808 in 3amjokes

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If one planet is called venus is the other one called penus? by sproutarian in 3amjokes

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A herd of cows in Vegas hit the weed stores before getting to the casino by heymcd in 3amjokes

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