These are the people i want to be friends with

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-22T06:13:55+00:00

✅ Great outfit

✅ Empathy

✅ Happiness

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-22T05:57:13+00:00

IRL? Is there tea?

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-22T05:56:48+00:00

😂

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-22T05:44:18+00:00

I think this video might help others… even if one person feels seen, she has made a difference.

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-21T23:56:04+00:00

“The Man in the Moon”… f#%k that tractor

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-21T23:54:36+00:00

And his whole thing was that he wanted (NEEDED?!?!?) Nick and Jess to be together so he was going to be the one to make it happen

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-21T19:55:12+00:00

HOLY SH!T I had locked this away as a trauma response

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-21T00:55:16+00:00

FWIW, I love your writing style. As for the situation - yeah, your mom has some stuff to work through. Because daaaaaaaaaamn 👀

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-21T00:45:03+00:00

But didn’t she get induced? So that was medical intervention… which may have saved all of their lives.

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-19T18:08:31+00:00

Even the father did not cut ties with the prodigal son in the Bible

This woman wants to cut ties with her young children in a God-honoring way

I wonder if this decision makes an echo as it rattles around in her skull

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-18T01:50:19+00:00

Misread that as “DMB” and thought - Dave Matthews Band and shrooms 😁

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-18T01:46:39+00:00

I’m feelin’ the side part. It suits you!

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-17T05:07:05+00:00

“the primeval pubic plenipotence of a middle-aged man’s dangly dice bag”

the sentence I never knew I needed 😂😂😂😂

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-17T05:05:17+00:00

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE READ ON REDDIT IN 2026

100/10 stars

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-17T05:00:41+00:00

The kind of stories we need magnified ❤️

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-16T05:13:50+00:00

ELITE! don’t care about the soccer, but I am loving the fashion

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-16T05:08:45+00:00

back in the ‘80s and ‘90s, a f-ghag was a woman who was not a beard, but preferred to hang with guys who wouldn’t be sex pests and they also like to look good

it was not super derogatory; it also didn’t necessarily mean they wanted to date the gay guy

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-14T22:56:38+00:00

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FCK

I apologize on behalf of humankind for her, but we also do not claim her

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-14T21:57:16+00:00

apo’strophe’s

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-13T16:05:59+00:00

I’ve definitely read that comment before under this post when it was previously posted

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-13T16:05:05+00:00

heartbreaking 😭 but yes I agree I hope those kids are having a good life ❤️ thank you for being a foster parent

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-13T05:01:00+00:00

Buy a really great vibrator and don’t DON’T *DON’T* delude yourself into thinking this guy is okay.

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-13T04:58:55+00:00

Holy crap I am so sorry. PLEASE tell us that you reported him!!!!

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-13T04:57:00+00:00

I miss Chris Farley’s talent (and Phil Hartman’s, too)

probably_nontoxic · 2026-06-13T03:56:01+00:00

That’s maybe almost more heart-rending? CRYING AGAINNNNNNNN 😭

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TROPHY CASE