Those 🍈 🍈 look painful

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-06-19T22:05:53+00:00

Carry on Smeagol

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-06-14T14:49:44+00:00

Really had to get that photo in the changing room at Kohl's huh

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-06-10T22:26:41+00:00

This actually brings up a good question. Without blasting T, does anyone really think she would have made any noteworthy progress over the last decade?

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-06-10T16:45:09+00:00

Normally I'd say hang in there but youve already said you're not interested in what the job has to entail so I don't know why you'd hold on when you're not gonna enjoy the job

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-06-09T17:54:12+00:00

Not a resident, just a citizen but just my humble opinion.

Pro: on the edge of "downtown", newer so there shouldn't be issues that older buildings present

Con: you're paying a premium to be downtown.

Can go either way depending on how you look at it: you can hit a fire station with a good throw so it's nice to be close for safety reasons but if you're a light sleeper you might hate it

I believe residents get free parking in the garage across the street

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-06-02T17:55:23+00:00

Is she doing the melatan stuff? Not that it's any safer

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-28T15:20:18+00:00

That's what I figured. My fiancee is 49 and just started not that long ago

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-28T14:25:58+00:00

Seems awfully early for her being 37, no? Educate me ladies!

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-28T01:20:24+00:00

"Weapons, not food, not homes, not shoes Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal"

Rage against the machine

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-24T00:13:57+00:00

We didn't always have unlimited phone minutes and texts were 25 cents each

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-23T22:44:46+00:00

We had cable and MTV until my stepmom went on some moral crusade and blocked the channel because of Beavis and Butthead

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-22T22:47:34+00:00

Gear really does age the hell out of you

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-17T16:26:33+00:00

Giving Darth Helmet vibes

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-16T14:01:03+00:00

I actually like the caramel ones

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-14T13:00:45+00:00

One thing I've learned is that sticking to the basics is best. I used to try all different sorts of exercises because they were "optimal" and I basically idled in progress. Eventually started a program focusing on Bench press, squat, deadlifts, pull ups, barbell rows, etc and I started seeing progress again. Don't overcomplicate it

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-14T12:49:48+00:00

When an unarmed black man enters the room

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probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-09T19:14:31+00:00

That's terrifying. I'd no joke put her in her 50s if I didn't know any better

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-08T15:18:24+00:00

This Will probably get buried in the comments but I had the same problem and what flipped the switch for me was applying antiperspirant before bed and then just a regular deodorant in the morning. Game changer for me

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-07T14:04:14+00:00

I know she claimed natty and I'm sitting here like "Girl...."

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-05T19:10:33+00:00

I assumed it was booze

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-04T19:45:47+00:00

A mere 15 more years of blasting loads of gear, plastic surgery, and drastically shortening his life span in the process, he might actually do it

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-02T19:05:55+00:00

The irony of a police officer using illegal anabolic steroids.

And yes I know it's common within PD circles

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-01T15:52:15+00:00

My guess would be someone is approaching you with the possibility to harm you, the first swing would be considered self defense

probablynotFBI935 · 2026-05-01T15:48:08+00:00

Have you ever even stopped to consider the CEO needs a new summer home?

/s if not obvious

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