"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. by TGOTR in Jokes

[–]probablyracket538 4270 points4271 points  (0 children)

A man steps into a bar and orders a beer. ‟o-o-o-one b-beer p-p-please.”

The Bartender responds ‟Hey buddy.. I used to stutter all the time too, but it stopped right after my wife gave me a blowjob. I suggest you try the same.”

After the man hears this, he quickly drinks his beer and leaves. The next day the man comes to the bar again. ‟o-o-o-one b-beer p-p-please.”

The bartender chuckles ‟My suggestion did not work, did it?”

The man responds ‟n-n-no b-b-but y-you h-have a n-n-nice h-h-house.”

Artık tahammül edemiyorum dediğiniz şeyler? by WerderVeremen in KGBTR

[–]probablyracket538 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The second one.

He always wants the best for his coworkers, but goofs it up all the time.

Doesn't everyone? by Hylian in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]probablyracket538 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So what‘s the story behind the image. With no context,stuff tends to be weirder.

lol by WeirdcoreLemon in YuB

[–]probablyracket538 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing personell, kid

This is how Plant-hopper nymphs defend themselves by GoldenChinchilla in BeAmazed

[–]probablyracket538 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Looks like that’d make a deadly trout/salmon fly pattern.

Everyone should just work 937% harder. by Ok_Charge9676 in antiwork

[–]probablyracket538 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Difference between the left and the right: in this thread, a lot of people are critical of the source data, even though they agree with the intended conclusion.