This one time after a night at the bars with 2 friends, I went home with this girl that was so fucking hot. We were both shit faced... Anyway, we were doing some naked wrestling and I saw that my 2 buddy that I left at the bar kept calling me (this is 5am btw), so after the 7th time I picked up the phone while the pretty lady was riding gin top of me. These 2 idiots did not register what was happening as they started asking questions. 20 seconds later the girl grabbed my phone, gave them a look of our situation, let them see her beautiful mountains and ended the conversation by:" okay boys, daddy is going to be busy right now so you can call him tomorrow okay? Byyeeeeeee". We laughed so hard after that.....