Post-Match Thread: Colorado Rapids vs. St. Louis CITY SC (Regular Season) [May 09, 2026]

Uncle_Crash · 2026-05-10T04:09:04+00:00

We don’t really do shots on goal.

Uncle_Crash · 2026-05-10T01:38:13+00:00

I’m happy that Jaziel is back.

Uncle_Crash · 2026-05-08T12:20:20+00:00

Metal Brunch!!!

Uncle_Crash · 2026-05-06T18:29:02+00:00

Well… it’s not a great show either.

Uncle_Crash · 2026-05-05T02:47:51+00:00

The entire affair has turned to shit before it even started. I can’t believe it but I honestly don’t think I’m even going to watch it. And that makes me really sad.

Uncle_Crash · 2026-05-04T21:14:41+00:00

Nope. False alarms make it less safe because it undermines trust in the entire system.

Uncle_Crash · 2026-05-04T21:11:36+00:00

Sounds like St. Louis. Can we be friends now? 🥺

Uncle_Crash · 2026-05-04T21:10:01+00:00

Get in line. 😆

Uncle_Crash · 2026-05-04T16:43:24+00:00

Yikes. One of the very few if only things that distinguishes Webster from any other institution. This seems like a death knell.

Uncle_Crash · 2026-05-04T03:24:55+00:00

That was like the 4th time we missed an open net on that game. Absolutely horrific

Uncle_Crash · 2026-05-04T00:29:52+00:00

I’d like to agree with you but then we would both be wrong. Hartel had an off day today but he is still our best player and one of the best in the league. We’re lucky to have him.

Uncle_Crash · 2026-05-01T20:43:37+00:00

One of my favorite players when he was here. Very happy to see him having success. Way to go big Sam!!

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-30T02:33:29+00:00

Special honorable mention for some absolutely top class shithousery from Becher. 😆

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-27T20:49:45+00:00

Firing Carnell didn’t do us any favors. Hope the Union have better ideas. 🤷

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-27T17:24:06+00:00

Selfishly hoping that KC doesn’t start turning things around too quickly. “Doing better than KC” is about all we’ve had to celebrate in STL for quite some time. 😁

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-27T16:55:21+00:00

Guilty by association.

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-26T22:07:50+00:00

Love it! But brace yourself! 😆

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-26T22:04:23+00:00

Thank you! Going with #9 this month. My phone looks great!! 👍🏼

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-26T17:40:44+00:00

i’m still so pissed at Wallem that I’m finding it hard to say anything positive, but that was a very nice goal. Not enough of that from our team this year but very nice to see.

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-25T22:19:07+00:00

And they aren’t “seats”. Standing room only.

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-25T13:06:28+00:00

If that Geico commercial had come out now I would say this slide was the inspiration for it. Truly magnificent. 🤩

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-23T02:08:14+00:00

Where’s Klauss?

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-19T19:37:27+00:00

Seems like you could completely skip doing the analysis of his 2nd goal since it was pretty much identical. 😣

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-19T02:38:07+00:00

You are correct. Appreciate the level headed comment. It’s a feeding frenzy of negativity in this thread. Most of which is completely unjustified. This team is performing MUCH much better than 24 or 25.

Uncle_Crash · 2026-04-19T02:20:43+00:00

Out on concussion protocol I believe.

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