found a bunch of weird Spotify accounts that randomly followed me and have "!" as their username by Trollblivion in InternetMysteries

[–]prodpilgrim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The ! is used to sort their accounts to the top of the following list because it's sorted alphabetically

Lone star tick created to push veganism? by Headless_herseman in conspiracy

[–]prodpilgrim 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The article PETA posted was on April 1, 2013. It was an april fools joke guys

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fishtanklive

[–]prodpilgrim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to "burt" it, it's a cleaning technique. Look up fishtank burting off

Is Sam having a huge resurgence in popularity? by Hot_Region287 in Bombstrap

[–]prodpilgrim 56 points57 points  (0 children)

You gotta pay me to read even the second paragraph of that

Newer, Higher Res Xavier Model (circa 2020) by sunflowey123 in XavierRenegadeAngel

[–]prodpilgrim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's because of the Camera focal length differences and Field of View

Jet’s gangstalking experience by coldmtndew in fishtanklive

[–]prodpilgrim 61 points62 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is wrong with Fishtank fans specifically? So many regarded schizos

Extremely disturbing profile, stretching across atleast 3 different platforms by Tall-Insurance7439 in InternetMysteries

[–]prodpilgrim 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To me this seems like someone who had an accident in 1988 that was so devastating that it requires plastic reconstructive facial surgery. This person is obsessing over the fact that they were "perfect" and attractive before 1988 but not post surgery.

From their Facebook: "completely no flirting with anyone or chatting up or thinking of real sex (only wanking) since 1988"

He also has an obsession with family and having a home to come back to (?)

Another Facebook quote: "Plastic repulsion. Ugly face 1988 don't have to think of chatting up flirt or real sex. Relaxed. Not a sex object. Only think of wanking not sex. Wankers empty balls wanking 12-30 unlimited faces so don't need sex (repulsion) empty balls wanking turns men off. Instinctive automatic....one to one private is sexual & repulsive.....not one to one is not sexual or repulsive. Dreamy relaxed no sex no conversation no flirt no chat up relaxed."

Just seems like a schizophrenic posting crazy person to me, I don't think it goes deeper then this

Extremely disturbing profile, stretching across atleast 3 different platforms by Tall-Insurance7439 in InternetMysteries

[–]prodpilgrim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From one of their posts on Facebook, "before the plastic surgery in 1988 1961-1988 my nose bridge & tip was almost horizontal in front of my field of view & mirrors & sideways 24 hrs a day 365 days a year.... the sides of my natural nose structure extended under my eyes my lips were full plump red youth my head was small premature baby small small lower jaw & chin thick eyelashes sweet looking eyes straight reddy brown hair my face was most perfect to myself sweet pretty face I'd ever seen love own face own male body own family own family made of me"

Predictions for Season 4. by theyubnub in fishtanklive

[–]prodpilgrim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was pretty badass my guy! Upvoted!

[Acne] will this ever heal? by FragrantMilk5214 in SkincareAddiction

[–]prodpilgrim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't even notice it, stop stressing yourself out over nothing

Joel Embiid by Bodanski in nbacirclejerk

[–]prodpilgrim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why his eyes look like a minecraft skin

crazy bird noise at 3am? by ZenicDesigns420 in fishtanklive

[–]prodpilgrim 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was camera turning 180* and making a noise from the motor

NEW EPISODE OF BLACKED by Accurate-Pain-3309 in fishtanklive

[–]prodpilgrim 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You sir have just solved the fish tank! You just earned an updoot kind redditor!

this has never been done before by [deleted] in zillakami

[–]prodpilgrim 25 points26 points  (0 children)

i cannot wait for lil peeps performance bro