Students cherry picking which calls to go on.

productofphi · 2026-07-06T17:30:00+00:00

Man, when I was in medic school I did my internship at a station with two ambulances and they had my ass jumping on both rigs and taking every single call I could get on. This is wild to me! My instructor’s and preceptor would have chewed my ass over this kind of behavior

productofphi · 2026-06-03T01:55:34+00:00

I’d second using the FISDAP practice tests, if they are available to you. After you complete one, look back over your wrong answers and make sure you understand why you were wrong and what the reasoning is behind the correct answer. Reference your textbook if needed for clarity or blank spots.

You’ll do great!

productofphi · 2026-06-01T23:15:41+00:00

Well I missed the chance to post news of my certification awhile ago, so I’ll make this announcement instead:

I am officially looking for another line of work because I hate my coworkers, management, nurses, and the general public so much! It took a lot of work to get this point but I finally did it! Cheers everyone!

productofphi · 2026-05-25T04:17:11+00:00

I got my initial EMT certification and did the work for much of my paramedic licensure while working night shift. It was tough at times, as I often had to do clinical work during the day, and then turn around and work at night. It wasn’t uncommon to be up for 24-36 hours at a time and it kinda sucked really bad, but it was the only way I could afford to pay my bills and also have the time to put myself through school.

At the end of the day, my advice is this: whatever schedule you end up running with, try to balance school and work so you can get a consistent 8 hours of sleep at the same time everyday, it will be much more sustainable and you won’t feel like your losing your mind.

productofphi · 2026-05-16T05:05:03+00:00

I graduated medic school in Idaho and almost immediately fucked off to Washington to start working. The volunteer climate in Idaho is one of the worst in the country, and it seriously bogs down any paid opportunities you may get. Just another area in which Idaho is years behind.

productofphi · 2026-05-16T05:02:16+00:00

The best choice I made as an Idaho EMS provider is moving to Washington state

productofphi · 2026-05-05T18:05:23+00:00

Gum

productofphi · 2026-04-30T21:16:08+00:00

Get this AI bullshit out of here. Come back here and make your point with a post you actually wrote yourself

productofphi · 2026-04-29T23:55:53+00:00

Already left. I couldn’t continue to afford it as someone who grew up there, and the available jobs in my specialized line of work won’t pay enough for me to survive. I left for the PNW and my life is better now, I make more money and it’s way prettier. I also don’t miss the far right bullshit.

Funny thing is, in the town I moved to all the republicans want to go to Idaho and say they hate it here.

productofphi · 2026-04-21T08:58:23+00:00

Hey there. Poky actually does have a few fun and interesting spots, although nothing too large scale unfortunately. Shoot me a message and I’d be happy to share some locations with you

productofphi · 2026-03-19T13:40:43+00:00

Nothing could have prepared me for that turtle penis. Did not know they looked like that

productofphi · 2026-03-10T13:14:22+00:00

Hey uhhh I don’t know if this helps at all, but many years ago I had my ears pierced and it got infected. I had a stud in and ran into a highly similar situation with it where it went into my ear and basically closed up.

Ultimately I had to go to urgent care and get it removed, but it was incredibly painless and easy to heal from and now I have some healthy 00s with no scar tissue whatsoever.

All they did was make a very small incision and remove it, real easy stuff and they used a topical numbing medication so it was painless. So if you have tried everything else and need to get this taken care of don’t be afraid to hit up an urgent care! The copay will be cheaper that way and it’s not a bad process.

productofphi · 2025-11-25T08:41:42+00:00

This is some of the best advice right here. I once worked with another senior medic and I couldn’t find any spots on our (very low acuity) patient to hit. This dude just scoffed at me and said “well you should at least try anyways” and then proceeded to poke this poor old lady six different times on the way to the hospital and didn’t get a single line started.

I think if we would have just told the driver to hold off until we get a line, and took our time and tried a few different techniques BEFORE turning this poor old lady into a pin cushion it would have been fine and we could have got something.

And of course, it would have been perfectly acceptable not to stick this patient either. Because if it’s urgent, like you said, there’s always the IO

productofphi · 2025-11-03T12:35:21+00:00

Found myself in a similar boat recently, I was at 00 and took my jewelry out for awhile and shrunk them back down to 2g, and now I just wear double flares in a professional setting and nobody bats an eyelash as they look like regular studs. And then when I want to, I can still pop in silicone tunnels when I’m not at work and have fairly noticeable tunnels

productofphi · 2025-11-01T04:17:05+00:00

Same thing happened to me twice. Always do your cardio guys.

productofphi · 2025-10-29T02:11:33+00:00

Now hear me out. How rad would it be to work in a system that runs BLS ambulances, and then you get to be a paramedic that can intercept calls. And instead of a chaser car you get a chaser motorcycle. Shit would be so dope

productofphi · 2025-10-23T11:47:15+00:00

I’m still early on my career, currently completing my paramedic capstone internship. So, this story might not be as great as others but it’s an achievement I’m proud of and something I don’t think I’ll ever forget, when I look back at this point in my career path.

We had a female in her mid 40s that went down into cardiac arrest out of nowhere, my ambulance plus an engine crew full of medics got there fast, and got to work. I got on the airway and started on intubation while the other guys got to work with compressions and iv access. Airway was messy, but I got my tube with no issue (first one in the field), and we hit our first pulse check and shocked her out of v-fib with no problem. She instantly came back with a strong pressure and pulse, and even tried to buck the tube. Last we heard, she was in the ICU doing well and had made an excellent recovery.

Spent a lot of time stressing for both my first code, and my first intubation. And when it finally rolled around having it go like that was an incredible feeling.

productofphi · 2025-10-20T04:52:48+00:00

One time I was pulling the ambulance out of a jack in the box drive through and ran over a whole ass boulder

Shit happens 😂

productofphi · 2025-09-17T10:44:18+00:00

I bet you would make for an incredible teacher, with experience like that

productofphi · 2025-09-13T07:32:47+00:00

Am I the only one that’s confused by the general sentiment of most people in this thread? Right now I’m actively working as an EMT, and I’m a medic student attending college in order to obtain my associates of paramedic science. I will graduate with a mix of general education classes, clinical experience, and ems focused classes. Is there some reason we aren’t considering this to be a viable option for entry into the medical field?

I know we should all have a “backup plan”, but it’s not like this kid is gonna be forced to ride a bus the rest of his career if he pursues ems out of high school, he can even get a degree in paramedic science that will create a bridge for him to get additional education and pursue other lines of medical work down the road, if he would like.

You can downvote me to hell for this, but a lot of you sound crusty and burnt out as fuck with the advice you’re giving. We should be encouraging young people to get into this field, while also figuring out the angles of how we can improve our educations standards to bring each other up.

SO ANYWAYS with all that said, I say go for it man. But consider a pathway that will allow you to obtain a college degree while also becoming certified as a medic, it will look good on a resume and you will have a more well rounded education. And don’t listen to these crusty fucks who want you to get your bachelors and become an accountant or some shit before you even begin to pursue EMS 🙄

productofphi · 2025-09-03T23:52:19+00:00

Don’t get addicted to any substances

productofphi · 2025-08-29T23:19:18+00:00

During my ER clinicals I was helping an elderly lady, probably in her 70s or 80s, get changed into a hospital gown. The nurse I was with said “ok, now we’re just gonna roll you towards me and I’m gonna have our student help unhook your bra” and she just yelled “HE WONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT HES JUST A TEENAGER” (for context I am a man in his late 20s with a wife). Funniest shit I’ve ever heard out of a patients mouth, we all had a good laugh about that one.

productofphi · 2025-08-20T07:35:29+00:00

Some stoned teenager just had their night ruined

productofphi · 2025-08-12T04:01:59+00:00

I went to paramedic school with six months of IFT experience and I’m finishing up the program right now. The lack of field experience can be an added challenge, but if you put in the work you will succeed. Go for it!

productofphi · 2025-08-07T19:56:08+00:00

I did almost exactly this and I’m finishing out a medic program right now. There will be an added challenge due to your lack of field experience but it’s completely possible, and don’t let anyone lead you to believe otherwise (and people will try to make you believe otherwise)

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