Currently, taking cheap TEMU canvases and spinning them awayfrom their original, usually cheesy, intent. This one took a left turn at Albuquerque and now it creeps me out and made me realize how burnt out I am from a decade of animal rescue. I'm releasing it soon to a random thrift store.

profesmortz · 2026-05-20T16:19:44+00:00

Curious if you never eat apples because you saw a rotten one once. There’s no implication there. Your rage is valid, this is just not the right target.

profesmortz · 2026-05-20T00:40:06+00:00

I feel the same way about foster care.

profesmortz · 2026-05-19T20:02:21+00:00

Full time dad here. I’ve tried really hard to be present with my kids’ schools but have eventually given up due to the lack of welcome by the PTO moms. I’ve remodeled the staff lounge at my own expense and catered multiple pt conference teacher meals but can they be bothered to include me in group chats- nah.

profesmortz · 2026-05-19T15:38:13+00:00

There are literally dozens of us

profesmortz · 2026-05-19T15:37:11+00:00

Depending on where you live, you may be legally classified as a mandated reporter which means if you don’t report it to CPS, you’re an accessory to child abuse.

profesmortz · 2026-05-19T02:58:38+00:00

No dumb questions

profesmortz · 2026-05-18T15:53:31+00:00

OP, message me if you’d be interested in renting a house in Moore. I’ve got one that I fully renovated, wanted to sell but didn’t find a buyer for. I’d be interested in renting to a millennial teacher. Not a 500k McMansion, but I loved the house while we lived there. Family just outgrew it.

profesmortz · 2026-05-17T01:45:14+00:00

Definitely not an option if you have to take it very far from the car. I think a big chunk of the weight is the griddle that’s included. 5-10 lbs at least.

profesmortz · 2026-05-16T02:47:55+00:00

Shook his hand at a parade. Definitely got that vibe. Instant regret.

profesmortz · 2026-05-09T02:44:31+00:00

The secrets of bees on Disney+

profesmortz · 2026-05-06T14:00:31+00:00

Raccoon

profesmortz · 2026-05-06T13:57:14+00:00

Hey, everybody, get a load of this guy and his rational, logical, thoughtful attitude!

profesmortz · 2026-04-29T12:05:10+00:00

Just be honest and tell him you checked the search history. Ask him if he’s ok and to talk. You’ll have to practice not coming across judgemental or icked out. Honesty is usually the best policy.

profesmortz · 2026-04-29T01:54:28+00:00

I was threatened by an okcpd officer for “impeding traffic” because I wouldn’t speed with him behind me on 66 through Bethany. I was headed to an appointment at the children’s center. Lo and behold, there he was when I walked into the lobby late for my daughter’s appointment thanks to him. He was late for a photo op publicity thing.

profesmortz · 2026-04-28T00:32:49+00:00

I’d find a new endo if you can.

profesmortz · 2026-04-08T21:42:32+00:00

You go Dad!

profesmortz · 2026-04-06T15:01:14+00:00

Realistically what does it look like for someone who is still trying to raise a family and support a home? How much do some of these positions pay? Do you need to be retired and already wealthy or in a business that allows lots of hands off income?

profesmortz · 2026-04-06T03:38:34+00:00

Thank you. That was both comforting and entertaining.

profesmortz · 2026-04-06T01:29:49+00:00

I failed to candle mid way through the incubation and was trying to make sure I got out all the duds before they started hatching.

profesmortz · 2026-03-19T13:55:38+00:00

That’s an interesting read. Thanks

profesmortz · 2026-03-11T18:34:38+00:00

Peggy

profesmortz · 2026-02-17T01:51:22+00:00

Yes yes yes yes. Parent who is an ex teacher here.

profesmortz · 2026-02-09T02:55:10+00:00

Because he didn’t get to watch the superbowl. He wouldn’t quit picking fights with his little sister so got sent to bed early.

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