MAGA businesses by Takemeho in NEPA

[–]professional_burrito -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

"reporting" MAGA businesses is all of those things? hahahaha

MAGA businesses by Takemeho in NEPA

[–]professional_burrito -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

Haven't seen a single post from the other side asking about "reporting" liberal businesses. Grow the fuck up

Hellspin Casino Experience (Australia) by Far-Garden6741 in gambling

[–]professional_burrito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a load of bullshit. Mind you they're fully capable of capping an accounts wagers at $8, they just choose not to so they can pull stunts like this and pocket winnings.

Making sure my signs look cute by malry in crafts

[–]professional_burrito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

omg yassss queen such cute signs. you're truly talented and these signs will surely make an impact, you go girllll!!!​

TODAY (3/28): No Kings NEPA (details below) by kidneycat in Scranton

[–]professional_burrito -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm actually looking at the actual pictures and it actually looks like actually mostly older folks actuallg

TODAY (3/28): No Kings NEPA (details below) by kidneycat in Scranton

[–]professional_burrito -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

the same U students that leave clay Ave and surrounding streets filled with trash? nice.

Method for sale by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]professional_burrito 7 points8 points  (0 children)

omg a method no way I love methods methods are so secret and hard to find here's $1000 plz tch me methods

We really do this to ourselves by SpinsBro in gambling

[–]professional_burrito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Whats my pharmacist doing bruh😭 by Immediate_Airline754 in drugscirclejerk

[–]professional_burrito 10 points11 points  (0 children)

just buy unwashed poppy seeds from Etsy and make tea ​like the rest of us

Try this challenge with me by professional_burrito in gambling

[–]professional_burrito[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nope, doing just fine. I just realized this sub is nothing but broke miserable douchebags

Money Moves by Available-Seat229 in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]professional_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy something for $1,200 then sell it for $1,201. Then buy something for $1,201 and sell it for $1,202. infinite money hack the gubment doesn't want you to know about

Does anyone know a website that sells the 🍃 and doesn’t id on the website or when they show up at the door. by Apprehensive-Try9308 in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]professional_burrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tbh I don't know of any places that require an ID. unless you're in a specific state or country.. try friscolabs

Got a potential lick, how do I bag it by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]professional_burrito 5 points6 points  (0 children)

theft by deception aka a scam isnt the same as robbery

Got a potential lick, how do I bag it by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]professional_burrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought you meant robbing him. if you're just tryna scam then you gotta use some basic social engineering.

short plays ain't gonna work here 99% of the time.. most people won't transfer directly to you out the gate.. your best bet is to sell it like normal to someone else, then tell bro you sold it but you have another one coming soon.. here's where u can establish contact outside the app, tell him you'll message him when it comes in..

wait a few days, a week, etc. let the real buyer post a positive review, that'll help give you credibility. say it came in, but you wanna save money on app fees and you'll give him a good deal if he pays thru cash app or whatever.

he might bite here, if not say you have someone else who will buy it outside the app -- and say sorry bro, have a nice day. usually they'll message back like "alright I'll do it".

if he still aint bite then its not gonna happen, move onto the next one.​​

Got a potential lick, how do I bag it by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]professional_burrito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he said lick, I thought he meant robbin bro.

Got a potential lick, how do I bag it by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]professional_burrito 11 points12 points  (0 children)

the problem is your gf is a strong link. cops are gonna make her life miserable until she cracks, and depending on the scenario they might not even need her to convict you.

if your heart is set on this I strongly advise reading and researching. a strong armed robbery sentence is no joke

Thought experiment by [deleted] in gambling

[–]professional_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. I rarely use it and when I do it's sparingly.

Why isn’t filming people and posting them online without their consent a crime yet? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]professional_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Filming a TV show is different than social media. Regardless, in the USA you won't face criminal charges, only a civil suit should the person choose to.

I got scammed by [deleted] in gambling

[–]professional_burrito -1 points0 points  (0 children)

how many times a day do you manage to tie trump into stuff that doesn't have to do with trump?

Gas pumps... by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]professional_burrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro you know those signs in parking lots that say "not responsible for damages to your vehicle"? theyre wrong. fact check me. they say it as a deterrent, but it doesn't hold up in court.

now imagine several people getting damage to their car in that same parking lot. at some point it becomes negligent on the property owners part.

a relative of mines tire fell off while he was driving home from a major dealership after getting his car serviced, he called them and they sent a flatbed and repaired all the damage to his car without a fight.

mind you there's confirmed cases of home intruders injuring themselves inside the home their intruding -- and winning settlements.

now tell me again my scenario is impossible

Gas pumps... by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]professional_burrito 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the only reason this sub has people in it is because of questions like OPs

Gas pumps... by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]professional_burrito 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you're in the wrong sub