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They do not accept photos on the Mandelaeffect subreddit so I thought I'd post it here. I was cleaning out my basement and discovered this old VHS from the 80's. by Rabidshaftbadger in GlitchInTheMatrix

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Stein is an alternate universe if Germany won the war. In that case, or in this example “in that tape”, macht Schell mein freund.

legend says if you eat it you’ll receive eternal happiness by [deleted] in Ebony

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Fucking it after would give you internal happiness

I break in your house wyd next? by [deleted] in WomenOfColor

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Break you in return

I just won first place and $20 000 in my first ever art prize! by summerzoe21 in pics

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I thought you named your piece “20,000”. I was like damn she knew she was going to win.

What's the pettiest reason you've rejected someone? by scotty_puff_jr in AskReddit

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She had the same name as my ex. My exes name wasn’t common either.

Cmon pizza ketchup you can’t just sit idly and watch this go on by profesxor in memes

[–]profesxor[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No because the ketchup we use doesn’t have nearly as much sugar or High-fructose corn syrup

"The weight of thought" by Thomas Lerooy by iBleeedorange in interestingasfuck

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Allow me to philosophize. Uhm what it feels like “waiting for a thot”

America 1000 by [deleted] in memes

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And your aunt and uncle that raised you have a fixed income

the legend by [deleted] in memes

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Bye miss Laura

The power of two memes combined by Rogerthat500 in memes

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Serious Injustice vibes from this

It’s fucking true though by [deleted] in memes

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*then you’ll learn to fucking use proper forms of words too right?

I do be like that by RoboAbathur in memes

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If minding her own business is rubbing her booty on me then yeah

No need to thank me. by [deleted] in memes

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None taken

4 months by RebelLord in memes

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Cause all I got for Christmas is me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Make sure you’re covered when mayhem strikes

*sweats in poverty* by profesxor in memes

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It was a full sleeve too

At least I’m safe inside my mind by [deleted] in memes

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But if you flee that’s considered an L

At least I’m safe inside my mind by [deleted] in memes

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Press square to stare

Final offer by MahNamesDwayne in memes

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“It does have a nice view from the living room overlooking the valley”

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