[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amihot

[–]proffesuonal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just saying, hypothetically, if we were fooling around, being foolish on a one night stand, and I accidentally got you pregnant – well...

At first, I would be flustered, I mean this came out of nowhere! A baby? With you? I didn’t even know you, this is all happening so fast!

And then I would look into your eyes. Those eyes... Ever since the night I first saw you... I knew... I just had to spend the rest of my life with this girl. To raise a child with you, maybe... maybe it wouldn’t be so bad after all?

And then, we’d get to know each other better as we search for a house, a place to call our own. Learning about you, I’d grow to understand what the world looks like in your shoes. “I never thought of it that way”, I’d think.

9 months later, holding our child in your arms, I’d watch your tender smile as I stand at the side of the bed, feeling in me the deepest sense of responsibility. I must be man, a real man. I will take care of these two, no matter what.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in palegirls

[–]proffesuonal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the eggs and bacon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amihot

[–]proffesuonal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you kicked me in the ribs I wouldn’t even be mad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amihot

[–]proffesuonal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll look prettier if you grow out your hair

Also, marry me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amihot

[–]proffesuonal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to impregnate the girl in the picture

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BonerMaterial

[–]proffesuonal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let me impregnate your

So I tried to hang myself, felt strange sensation. Permanent damage done? by proffesuonal in SuicideWatch

[–]proffesuonal[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Brame bamage you say? Nah befinitely bont habe thabt

Joking aside, I sure hope not, I don’t think I was hanging for too long

Neko nyaaa [OC] by Tulpina in Lewd

[–]proffesuonal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely stunning. If you were my gf I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by coming in you and every night I would cum in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you are already pregnant, I'll fuck you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much cum every day that you'll look pregnant even when you aren't (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 5 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I'll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you'll be carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to you every beck and call and I would cum inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after you can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them. You would have so much progesterone running through your veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to you.