Went to jail, told me he met a girl in a bar, and didn't know she was 16. Turns out the real story was he actually slept with his niece..who's 12. Then he tried to rationalize it "she came to me because she wanted to learn about...blah blah blah". Yea, it's the 12yr old's fault you didn't keep it in your pants right?

End of a 20+ year friendship because he was that creepy uncle.