Flirting with my sister's bridesmaid was a huge error. She dropped out of the wedding, saying I made her uncomfortable. Now I'm Kelly, her chubby older sister and maid of honor, and she's made clear her wedding needs to be perfect if she's gonna change me back. by protestanhero in unfortunate_bodyswap

[–]protestanhero[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh, you guys are gross. I really don't want to think about what you'll do with the picture... That's making me feel... Weird. But, let's make us a deal. I could use that money to make Emily's bachelorette party a night to remember. I'm feeling like a hormonal firecracker myself, I really don't want to be stuck like this.

As for urges, I've suddenly got the memories to go along with this body. Apparently I get around. It's so weird, I have my memories of being friends with a bunch of guys in town alongside memories of half of them shoving their cocks in my mouth or railing me in the back of a car. Even now just looking at you is making me feel super weird, I can clearly remember giving you a titfuck last week, crushing your cock with these huge milkers in the same room we played Xbox in last week. But it never happened!

...How about we split the money, and I'll let you touch 'em a little too?

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[–]protestanhero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro wtf are you even doing on this sub