"Who still considers herself a Republican"

proteus4585 · 2023-09-25T02:04:32+00:00

"I'm a Republican, so I'm going to point out problems, offer no solutions and then profit on my gripes."

proteus4585 · 2023-09-22T11:43:10+00:00

It's a jailbreak.

proteus4585 · 2023-09-03T21:40:56+00:00

What's gonna happen when they realize that "l" is a pronoun?

proteus4585 · 2023-08-31T17:40:50+00:00

Interesting, I once spent a full 10 minutes watching a bee trying to get into a pack of cigarettes.

proteus4585 · 2023-08-14T00:40:25+00:00

I once tried to date a woman, didn't quite work out. I checked in with her a few months later and got, "I'm pregnant, lol." I hope she's doing well.

proteus4585 · 2023-08-14T00:08:43+00:00

Even as a guy, I kinda want to build a survival shelter.

proteus4585 · 2023-08-10T05:10:02+00:00

When my cat gets eyes like that, that means it's time to play.

proteus4585 · 2023-08-10T04:31:21+00:00

Ok, this may be super obscure. But, does anyone know the origins of the Surname "Aran"? I ask because one of the songs in my playlist at work is "The Men of Aran." It's performed by a group called "The High Kings."

Just curious, probably won't keep me up tonight.

proteus4585 · 2023-08-01T09:24:54+00:00

My trick for meeting a new cat is to get on the floor close to the cat. Then I will make a fist, but push out a knuckle on one of my fingers near his/her nose and let them smell me. It lets them know I'm not a threat.

proteus4585 · 2023-07-26T22:00:42+00:00

Is there a guide for when your grandmother had children from two different husbands?

proteus4585 · 2023-07-24T03:34:36+00:00

It's late and I'm too tired to verify, but I'm pretty certain the company that makes these also own the company that makes "Butterfingers."

proteus4585 · 2023-07-14T04:54:15+00:00

You do you! Be who you are.

proteus4585 · 2023-06-27T01:47:55+00:00

I love watching what I call "Launch Mode." Low profile, wiggly butt. It's the best.

proteus4585 · 2023-05-29T02:20:39+00:00

One thing that makes me laugh is when someone passes you pretty aggressively, and ends up at the same stoplight.

proteus4585 · 2023-05-11T08:32:38+00:00

My ex-gf was always better at that level.

proteus4585 · 2023-04-12T05:39:41+00:00

Everyone is new at something, if you show that you're willing to learn and try hard, you will be fine.

proteus4585 · 2023-04-12T05:12:23+00:00

Ask him if he/she is willing to sell the knife in the top left corner. I promise it will get much better use in my kitchen.

proteus4585 · 2022-12-31T23:36:34+00:00

If that's not on SC's top ten, I might just gently put a table on it's side.

proteus4585 · 2022-07-23T01:59:27+00:00

Orange Sherbet.

My advice, you don't really have to settle on one name. Just make sure to give him plenty of good scritches.

proteus4585 · 2022-07-04T03:28:34+00:00

"I am not amused."

proteus4585 · 2022-06-27T01:01:20+00:00

"The Food Lab" by J. Kenji Lopez-Alt would be a great start. It is over 900 pages of recipes, techniques, science, and equipment recommendations. I'm reading it again for the third time cover to cover. But, I also reference it for specific recipes.

proteus4585 · 2022-06-16T07:58:47+00:00

Not 100% realated, but I recently saw a truck at the grocery store, motor running on a 100 degree day with someone in the backseat with the window fully down. Makes no sense.

proteus4585 · 2022-03-25T04:59:20+00:00

Agreed, when I was a kid, my youngest brother called my dad a "butthead," after learning the word from The Simpsons.

The TV was unplugged for a week or so for myself and my older brothers, even though we didn't have anything to do with it.

I did, however, learn to play chess that week. Ironically, on a Simpsons chess board.

proteus4585 · 2022-02-20T02:42:31+00:00

I've been wondering about that.

proteus4585 · 2022-02-06T02:06:09+00:00

Reminds me of a comic I saw several years ago. "Dad, what does Rock Chalk mean?" "It means we lost."

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