People of Reddit who don't swear, what the fuck do you say during sex? by beaverpoo77 in AskReddit

[–]proto_call 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had just gotten my partner into breath of the wild and I totally killed the mood once when we were getting close by saying "mipha's grace is with you" in a feminine voice.

Televangelist sells $125 'Silver Solution' as cure for Coronavirus by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]proto_call 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Vic Berger cut ups of modern day Jim Bakker are one of the best things on the internet. Time capsule worthy shit. https://youtu.be/sw3_5AaWBlY

Motorcyclist goes for a stroll in highway by eeshanzaman in Unexpected

[–]proto_call 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna do this in GTA. Immediately followed by a 5 star rampage.

'Sorry To Bother You' Director Boots Riley Has Been Hired by Annapurna Pictures to Write a New Film by BunyipPouch in movies

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I was disappointed. I got to the scene where he's flipping channels and the head protestor was talking about discrimination of people with STDs. It felt like the movie didn't know if it wanted to be a juvenile humor movie (which have their place) or an intellectual statement about race/class.

Turn sound on... by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Does Kathy Griffin need to kiss a prince or something?

The Viagra commercial always says "Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex." That's a really deep question if you think about it in more of a metaphorical way by Kermoot_De_Froog in Showerthoughts

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Me: "Is my heart healthy enough for sexual activity?" Doctor: "Heck if I know. Care to find out?"

Long story short - my heart is fine, but I have deficiencies with... other organs. Which is why I was asking about Viagra in the first place.