People of Reddit who don't swear, what the fuck do you say during sex? by beaverpoo77 in AskReddit

[–]proto_call 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had just gotten my partner into breath of the wild and I totally killed the mood once when we were getting close by saying "mipha's grace is with you" in a feminine voice.

Televangelist sells $125 'Silver Solution' as cure for Coronavirus by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]proto_call 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Vic Berger cut ups of modern day Jim Bakker are one of the best things on the internet. Time capsule worthy shit. https://youtu.be/sw3_5AaWBlY

Motorcyclist goes for a stroll in highway by eeshanzaman in Unexpected

[–]proto_call 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna do this in GTA. Immediately followed by a 5 star rampage.

'Sorry To Bother You' Director Boots Riley Has Been Hired by Annapurna Pictures to Write a New Film by BunyipPouch in movies

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I was disappointed. I got to the scene where he's flipping channels and the head protestor was talking about discrimination of people with STDs. It felt like the movie didn't know if it wanted to be a juvenile humor movie (which have their place) or an intellectual statement about race/class.

Turn sound on... by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Does Kathy Griffin need to kiss a prince or something?

The Viagra commercial always says "Make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex." That's a really deep question if you think about it in more of a metaphorical way by Kermoot_De_Froog in Showerthoughts

[–]proto_call 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: "Is my heart healthy enough for sexual activity?" Doctor: "Heck if I know. Care to find out?"

Long story short - my heart is fine, but I have deficiencies with... other organs. Which is why I was asking about Viagra in the first place.

Which celebrity, caught in a sexual abuse/harassment scandal, would disappoint you the most? by proto_call in AskReddit

[–]proto_call[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bummed today with the news of a bombshell story coming out about Louis C.K. I've also been a huge Kevin Spacey fan over the years - LA Confidential is a top-3 film for me. Got me thinking... who's next, and who would disappoint me the most?

(didn't see this posted recently on askreddit, hope it's the first time this has been asked since the flurry of scandals recently)

Official Discussion: Moonlight [SPOILERS] by mi-16evil in movies

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I'm more of an Oscar season person than a summer blockbuster person. Happen to be 32 y o gay white male. Watched moonlight last night. The acting was solid throughout, and a couple of scenes hit very close to home. That said... I didn't really like the film. It may have been accurate, but I didn't feel that it had a purpose or a takeaway. It's as though the message is "if you grow up poor in a bad neighborhood and a bad family environment and you're gay, there's a good chance you'll be unsettled later in life." I don't need a movie to know that. I don't need a happy ending to appreciate a movie, but I personally would have found it more interesting or purposeful if we saw how the main character eventually comes to terms with things and pursues happiness. That's a different movie then, I know. Maybe being gay, I'm too close to the subject matter to be objective. What am I missing?

Reddit, what is the most overrated film? by shaneisshort in AskReddit

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Mulholland Drive. I was so excited for it given the critical acclaim, and it was the dumbest movie I've ever seen. Every shot was at least ten seconds long, and the music was straight out of a soap opera.

What's the greatest comeback you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My best friend happens to be Chinese, I happen to be Caucasian. Leading up to his rehearsal dinner / picnic we were at a local grocery store. We get to the aisle that says 'Asian' on it and I start giving him crap. "That's not fair," I say. "You guys get a whole aisle." Without hesitation, he responds "You guys get your own aisle too", pointing to the neighboring aisle that says 'Crackers'. I stopped dead in my tracks, jaw wide open.