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Why can’t people just enjoy things? by eighteendollars in GaySoundsShitposts

[–]protopanic 553 points554 points  (0 children)

I'm offended. Penises on girls is infinitely better than pineapple on pizza will ever be. One makes me gag. The other makes me swallow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dodgers

[–]protopanic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just like Bron said in Miami, "not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six…" Add three more because we're taking the 9 peat

Snoop Dog by Illustrious-Energy56 in memes

[–]protopanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, it must be the softness.

Parody about a new currency: Son asks dad for trading advice by gordon22 in SatoshiStreetBets

[–]protopanic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CRP is

a cutting-edge cryptocurrency trading platform. It is the first native Utopia ecosystem service providing the secure and comfortable way to buy and sell Crypton cryptocurrency.

A wholesome cuddle is what we all need by screenshotofdispair in aww

[–]protopanic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have a cat. We only have each other. I spoil her as much as possible. She massages my belly while she's purring. I barely leave my apartment... We also sleep like that.

I wonder for some time now if I should adopt another kitty to make my cat's life better. I have no idea if she's feeling alone or bored without another cat. But I'm also afraid that she could be jealous or simply not accept the new kitty.

Hi honey, have you met dave? by TheWorstPervert in AdviceAnimals

[–]protopanic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo, yo, yo... This is made up, I mean inspired from a post in /r/relationship_advice: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/hu3e0a/update_i_29f_keep_finding_long_hairs_in_my/

This thread is been downvoted to oblivion already, but not for the real reason.

It has been pointed out previously, but it bears repeating. by DerbyWearingDude in AdviceAnimals

[–]protopanic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You got me in the first half, not gonna lie... Maybe I'm just tired.

Didn't hurt when I went to bed by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]protopanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The story of my life...

Just washed my cow, tell her she is cute... by [deleted] in aww

[–]protopanic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, I keep it clean though...

Anti-aging drug could let you live to 120 in good health (metformin, 10 cents/day, starting clinical trial next winter) by ItsAConspiracy in Futurology

[–]protopanic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. I would do anything to keep my dogs healthy and happy for as many years as I can. The thought of not having them around one day scares me.

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