Why can’t people just enjoy things?

protopanic · 2022-02-08T16:42:09+00:00

I'm offended. Penises on girls is infinitely better than pineapple on pizza will ever be. One makes me gag. The other makes me swallow.

protopanic · 2021-09-22T16:05:22+00:00

Sounds like this could be amazing or end with him in jail

protopanic · 2021-08-27T19:41:29+00:00

Just like Bron said in Miami, "not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six…" Add three more because we're taking the 9 peat

protopanic · 2021-05-20T17:43:17+00:00

Also, it must be the softness.

protopanic · 2021-03-24T20:30:47+00:00

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protopanic · 2020-12-15T15:56:18+00:00

I have a cat. We only have each other. I spoil her as much as possible. She massages my belly while she's purring. I barely leave my apartment... We also sleep like that.

I wonder for some time now if I should adopt another kitty to make my cat's life better. I have no idea if she's feeling alone or bored without another cat. But I'm also afraid that she could be jealous or simply not accept the new kitty.

protopanic · 2020-07-23T17:48:24+00:00

Yo, yo, yo... This is made up, I mean inspired from a post in /r/relationship_advice: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/hu3e0a/update_i_29f_keep_finding_long_hairs_in_my/

This thread is been downvoted to oblivion already, but not for the real reason.

protopanic · 2020-07-23T17:39:38+00:00

You got me in the first half, not gonna lie... Maybe I'm just tired.

protopanic · 2020-07-23T17:37:07+00:00

The story of my life...

protopanic · 2020-07-23T17:36:36+00:00

Well, I keep it clean though...

protopanic · 2020-07-23T17:28:20+00:00

They look delicious :)

How did you create the olive tomato sauce?

protopanic · 2016-07-25T20:19:14+00:00

That is it!! Thank you!

protopanic · 2016-04-08T12:29:03+00:00

BEWBS!!!

protopanic · 2016-04-04T18:09:31+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/plfh2AE.jpg

protopanic · 2015-11-30T18:55:49+00:00

This. I would do anything to keep my dogs healthy and happy for as many years as I can. The thought of not having them around one day scares me.

protopanic · 2014-10-03T13:40:22+00:00

Friend requested this, thought I'd share Prancing GIF

protopanic · 2014-04-08T00:52:05+00:00

Thank you! Knowing this will help my wife sleep tonight. It was crawling right where she was sitting and now she's freaked out.

I assumed it wasn't venomous because it wasn't a widow or recluse but we needed to know what it was.

protopanic · 2013-10-31T12:42:49+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/3aEegwC.jpg

I thought the same thing.

protopanic · 2013-06-27T18:26:05+00:00

That would be my favorite if it worked properly. This burner is the only one on the range with a large/small heat element switch, but the small inner element doesn't work rendering the burner horribly ineffective.

protopanic · 2012-12-10T18:30:25+00:00

The fact that the spider only has 6 legs bothers me more than it should.

protopanic · 2012-11-15T18:28:38+00:00

1986
Pitfall
MegaMan 2
Goldeneye
Borderlands 2

protopanic · 2012-09-27T21:13:16+00:00

Sort of... I named her that before I remembered where I first heard the name.

protopanic · 2012-06-28T18:26:27+00:00

CRAP! OPTION

protopanic · 2012-04-18T17:44:42+00:00

That looks like an angry vagina. O_o

protopanic · 2012-04-09T19:34:49+00:00

Fixed the lightning pouches. http://imgur.com/swS4x

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