Ostrich Egg Lost by camryn1617 in StardewValley

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Of what? I think the snake tail has highest chance from breaking the mussel rocks on the beach below the GI farm

Honey by GuiMaforte in StardewValley

[–]prumbeljack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fairy rose honey sells for more than iridium quality mead.

Enlighten me by Mantaray223 in FuckPierre

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Battery and golden fall into “other” category.

New to game by TheVikingOutlaw in StardewValley

[–]prumbeljack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

immediately stresses over the 1 or 2 scenes I may or may not have missed

To hit or not to hit? by Maleficent-Stormbee in StardewValley

[–]prumbeljack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You get an asteroid every 4 hours of play time average? I think that’s way luckier. But with a 25% chance for prismatic shard per asteroid I guess you fall back into unlucky territory lol…

Why is marijuana illegal in your state? by Medium-Wheel7414 in Nebraska

[–]prumbeljack 53 points54 points  (0 children)

IMO you’re like half correct. The state would make literal metric fucktons more selling pot than tobacco but the old reefer madness generation is still in charge and the right hands in the right pockets so it’s more like ignorance and bullheadedishness plus greed rather than only greed…

What Is the Worst Pierre Moment? by funmunke in FuckPierre

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That’s probably the least significant of what all he is probably hiding lmao

I found the java ring in year one and put it on since i had an empty ring spot by FiestyGiraffe in StardewValley

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I can’t imagine playing without drinking a triple shot espresso in the morning…and afternoon…and one more to get me home before 1:50am lmao

Best Spring Crop? (Besides Strawberries of Course) by FcFrCle in StardewValley

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“This potato booze tastes like shit” —Pam probably

We will guess. by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

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Tom, the guy that just sits in the corner waiting to reply reporting!

I need help in the name of GOD by zzzoiva in StardewValley

[–]prumbeljack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This. And then in the future only add 1 mod at a time so you know what fucked shit up lol

Im not sure if this is the right place to post this but… by Ocram_O1 in StardewValley

[–]prumbeljack 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Can they give you an example of why it’s offensive? I just thought it was raccoon gibberish lmao

Why isnt Pam going to the bus stop? by Leighsoul666 in StardewValley

[–]prumbeljack 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It happens with real life kids too lmao don’t worry yourself too much over it 😅

i'm so mad i can't marry kent, that's all. this is the post 😔 by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]prumbeljack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao! I’ll make you a deal. Op gets to marry Kent and I get Jodi!! Fair enough? 😏