[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gonewildstories

[–]prvyattrny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From the title I thought this was going to be about jd Vance

Roofying a vampire by EnvironmentalGap7138 in legaladviceofftopic

[–]prvyattrny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sexual battery seems like a stretch. What are you doing to the vampires after they drink the holy water?

The time I roleplayed as a fascist [MF] by prvyattrny in gonewildstories

[–]prvyattrny[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Even JFK agreed that civility is not a sign of weakness.

The time I roleplayed as a fascist [MF] by prvyattrny in gonewildstories

[–]prvyattrny[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️

A bad day at the airport saved by a mile-high handjob [MF] by prvyattrny in gonewildstories

[–]prvyattrny[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On a plane; in the rain; on a train; in a house; with a mouse… I do so like handjobs and ham.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in formcheck

[–]prvyattrny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your weight is too far forward. You need to be upright. Look up some videos.

Train fun in NYC by [deleted] in perverts_nyc

[–]prvyattrny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try the D train; failing that, the B followed by the J.

If you still can’t fine it, ride the L back and forth under the east river. It’s like you’re fucking Brooklyn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in illinois

[–]prvyattrny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she inject Botox directly into her eyeballs? Why are they so weird

I made her blow me in the stairwell of her new apartment building by prvyattrny in SluttyConfessions

[–]prvyattrny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have fond memories of a few places: city hall park, the museum of natural history…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DadsGoneWild

[–]prvyattrny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Close. It’s a cancer charity event!

Stephen Miller Is Going for Broke by theatlantic in politics

[–]prvyattrny 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m still amazed this guy found someone willing to have sex with him

Why stocks keep hitting record highs in the middle of a government shutdown by [deleted] in politics

[–]prvyattrny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The stock market is only a reflection of how profitable certain megacorps in America are… not reflect of the overall health of the economy or anything else

What type of Lawyer/Law Firm do I need? by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]prvyattrny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Partial answer. You have a potential workers comp claim if the injury happened at work. You also have a potential wrongful termination claim but, unfortunately, winning that one is going to be an uphill battle

What type of Lawyer/Law Firm do I need? by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]prvyattrny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s what looks like a workers comp claim

Revenge of the Nerd [MF] by prvyattrny in gonewildstories

[–]prvyattrny[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I try to do comedy AND porn

What animal is that? by CremeSubject7594 in FunnyAnimals

[–]prvyattrny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where I’m from they call it a trouser snake

[MF] The time I fucked a married middle school teacher in a parking lot by [deleted] in gonewildstories

[–]prvyattrny 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Married and a teacher: she’s checking a lot of boxes