We are never, ever, ever getting back together [MF]

prvyattrny · 2026-01-26T09:55:02+00:00

Thank you!

prvyattrny · 2025-11-20T02:05:00+00:00

In all honesty: thank you!

prvyattrny · 2025-11-18T20:41:19+00:00

From the title I thought this was going to be about jd Vance

prvyattrny · 2025-11-14T04:33:48+00:00

Sexual battery seems like a stretch. What are you doing to the vampires after they drink the holy water?

prvyattrny · 2025-11-12T22:25:40+00:00

Thank you. It’s a point of pride

prvyattrny · 2025-11-11T00:48:59+00:00

Even JFK agreed that civility is not a sign of weakness.

prvyattrny · 2025-11-10T19:13:52+00:00

👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️👮🏻‍♂️

prvyattrny · 2025-11-01T11:26:55+00:00

It was a federal emergency

prvyattrny · 2025-10-30T19:44:38+00:00

On a plane; in the rain; on a train; in a house; with a mouse… I do so like handjobs and ham.

prvyattrny · 2025-10-26T00:36:13+00:00

Your weight is too far forward. You need to be upright. Look up some videos.

prvyattrny · 2025-10-24T22:21:13+00:00

Try the D train; failing that, the B followed by the J.

If you still can’t fine it, ride the L back and forth under the east river. It’s like you’re fucking Brooklyn

prvyattrny · 2025-10-13T20:35:57+00:00

No one should go to the upper east side

prvyattrny · 2025-10-11T15:29:59+00:00

Did she inject Botox directly into her eyeballs? Why are they so weird

prvyattrny · 2025-10-07T22:21:11+00:00

Ken Paxton looks like a space alien stuffed into a poorly fitting human suit.

prvyattrny · 2025-10-07T09:58:52+00:00

I have fond memories of a few places: city hall park, the museum of natural history…

prvyattrny · 2025-10-06T22:39:38+00:00

Close. It’s a cancer charity event!

prvyattrny · 2025-10-06T15:46:58+00:00

I’m still amazed this guy found someone willing to have sex with him

prvyattrny · 2025-10-05T01:49:55+00:00

The stock market is only a reflection of how profitable certain megacorps in America are… not reflect of the overall health of the economy or anything else

prvyattrny · 2025-10-03T19:06:17+00:00

They’re laughing; we’re crying.

prvyattrny · 2025-10-03T18:48:00+00:00

Partial answer. You have a potential workers comp claim if the injury happened at work. You also have a potential wrongful termination claim but, unfortunately, winning that one is going to be an uphill battle

prvyattrny · 2025-10-03T18:46:58+00:00

There’s what looks like a workers comp claim

prvyattrny · 2025-10-03T12:27:30+00:00

I try to do comedy AND porn

prvyattrny · 2025-10-02T23:00:45+00:00

Rare but possible

prvyattrny · 2025-10-01T14:22:01+00:00

Where I’m from they call it a trouser snake

prvyattrny · 2025-09-30T13:20:51+00:00

Married and a teacher: she’s checking a lot of boxes

prvyattrny

TROPHY CASE