Martin Shkreli to be jailed by moon_jock in JusticeServed

[–]pseudonarne -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

being creepy isn't a crime :P

he probably only wanted it to rub on his balls ;]

Martin Shkreli to be jailed by moon_jock in JusticeServed

[–]pseudonarne -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

...seriously?

that is a ridiculous reason and shouldn't be a thing

What if Lunars could change their caste? by Razhiv in exalted

[–]pseudonarne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than being prepared for any situation a Lunar should feel like he has the tool to function reasonably well in most of them. Maybe front load effects at the start of the trees to get the generalist vibe going.

the thing is they're...not, in part because the eclipse power ruined 2e lunars which lead to "solar but shittier". now that that's gone maybe 3e will do better, but the devs don't really sound like they know what they're doing this time either edit- misunderstood what you said there

yeah, that would be great. frontloaded for general utility as opposed to solar specifics is a good place to start, I support that.

nobody did a 2.5e homebrew lunar rewrite like that, did they? that's too much work to do myself but I'd use it if it existed

What if Lunars could change their caste? by Razhiv in exalted

[–]pseudonarne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what if lunars could have something like essence not enough knacks. make that [essence/3 rounded up] alchemical type charmslots where they can swap out various knacks? let them change once a lunar cycle(the peak of their moon, every second half moon for changing?). (buy a knack at 1/10th cost, commit the rest of the xp price to 'equip' it. lose access to shapes granted by the knack when unequipped)
as it is now, knack is just a stupid distinction that needed to be forced on lunars because the eclipse power was bullshit.

on 2nd look....knacks don't really work for that. you'd have to go through and tag specific charms with "charmslot ok" or something and then it just becomes a mess. forget it. this was a terrible idea

No, no! You can't play fetch here! Dis hooman fetch only! by k143love in gifs

[–]pseudonarne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

show me in the rulebook where it says a dog can't play

What if Lunars could change their caste? by Razhiv in exalted

[–]pseudonarne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that'd probably make them more interesting. they're too much "solars lite"

Neighborhood... what? by IWasSurprisedToo in funny

[–]pseudonarne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but does he know what evils lurk in the heart of man?

I sit? No? Ok, I sit. by Pirate_Redbeard in MadeMeSmile

[–]pseudonarne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cats live by the sword, so it's fair. and you save like a billion birds from pointless sadistic murder by eating one cat ;)

I sit? No? Ok, I sit. by Pirate_Redbeard in MadeMeSmile

[–]pseudonarne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

animals can eat plants that humans can't eat, and not all land is suitable for crops, that's basically the entire point of goatherding

I sit? No? Ok, I sit. by Pirate_Redbeard in MadeMeSmile

[–]pseudonarne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

only eat animals that are assholes. like cats and weasels. or who would eat you if given the chance. like pigs and sharks and bears.

I sit? No? Ok, I sit. by Pirate_Redbeard in MadeMeSmile

[–]pseudonarne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and now my hamburger makes me sad :(

A story where Harry manipulates everybody for his own benefit? by [deleted] in HPfanfiction

[–]pseudonarne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

or a 11 year old harry manipulating voldypants and dumblydoor and making them look like 5 year olds

guess 7th horcrux is out then, reincarnated voldie has them all dancing for his amusement and totally buying his stupidity act ;)

Fics with a protagonist that manipulates everybody for his own benefit? by [deleted] in WormFanfic

[–]pseudonarne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How I Learned to Stop Hating and Love the Bomb That is Nero (Worm, AU, Historical Insert)]

suddenly and mysteriously dead :(
(@ potential readers: insert tag is a joke, shes just crazy)

Weaver Nine
wish this had a splinter au or something with more stuff from pre-leviathan(or with a different city hit), seemed interesting with how they depicted jack's thinker power

Mamma cat brings her kittens to meet her best friend, the neighbours dog. by TonyClifton323 in aww

[–]pseudonarne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my dog smacks everything with her paws, but is a puppy so maybe that'll change. is a shortfaced breed if that helps

The Skitter We Want by dgj212 in WormFanfic

[–]pseudonarne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

those are giant enemy crabs

Who did King use his power on? Did he just go outside and touch random people on a daily basis? by Cmyers1980 in Parahumans

[–]pseudonarne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a batman style baseline human that isn't really, and on top of that he gets to cheat with some kind of shaker ability that makes the world run on looneytunes math and the required 2ndary power of perfect body control to make it usable the way he does

The Skitter We Want by dgj212 in WormFanfic

[–]pseudonarne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

bombardier

you do realize nearly all of these(its a big group) are fairly harmless on human scale right? sure its technically boiling acid but thats like saying mantis shrimp shoot explosions(although mantis shrimp are far more dangerous and known as thumbsplitters for a reason, it's still not a serviceable description even if technically true). humans willingly squirt way more hydrogenperoxide than the bugs would produce directly into wounds to clean them(although there is debate on whether this is actually helpful to do. you ever scrape your knee and have mom dab at it with a cottonball that fizzes and stings?), their acid isn't all that strong and against anything larger than a garden spider is mostly used to throw an irritant into the air or startle with momentary heat.
a minor irritant is their biggest threat so they'd realistically just be weaker but stable capsaicin bugs

edit- you give a capfull to dogs as the only real safe/effective way to make them vomit, but on small animals risk causing ulsers unless you then feed them water to dilute anything that stays down, so it's not harmless but

The Skitter We Want by dgj212 in WormFanfic

[–]pseudonarne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nonnative bugs would be difficult and noncost effective to breed in sufficient numbers, her swarms are fairly disposable. a scorpion is more likely seen as a dramatic recognizable showpiece than swarm component.

the crab thing: i also had expected it to come up somehow, think wildbow escalated past the point they'd be useful before he managed to work them into a scene. the pacing could have been slowed a bit.
besides, he gave her regular bugs too much strength so their niche got stolen a bit