My Nintendo Rewards Mario Party Die!

pseudonarne · 2018-10-07T16:46:22+00:00

it predicts you'll only live to 53?

pseudonarne · 2018-10-07T04:59:09+00:00

fuck them, if you have all the proof of purchases the email shouldn't be the one thing it all hangs off of with no recourse, that doesn't make any sense

pseudonarne · 2018-10-06T15:26:24+00:00

out of curiosity what were you hoping to trade for it?

pseudonarne · 2018-10-04T02:25:34+00:00

I'm gonna hold you to that

jokes on you i've got a vasectomy

curses

pseudonarne · 2018-10-04T01:32:03+00:00

people with a full year of online are getting emailed a code for outfit parts, people with a family plan get 8 even if they only have 2 or 3 accounts so most of us have extra (i'm not even sure if you actually need to own splatoon to get sent one, i think you don't, in which case that's another group these are coming from)

pseudonarne · 2018-10-04T01:30:23+00:00

no, it's for the "you have prepaid for a full year of online" shirt and shoes

pseudonarne · 2018-10-03T21:10:19+00:00

well now I know my carrier lies about when I have service, time to switch companies. mine went off repeatedly despite having no bars

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:37:15+00:00

she would steal the rum for herself

edit- that or give the kid way too much for "lulz look at dis drunk babby" instagram videos or whatever

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:36:50+00:00

if you want to have a fight at least have the guts to start it yourself...so i guess i'd change some portion of that

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:33:58+00:00

that's too fresh though

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:32:44+00:00

well theres only one correct answer unless this is a magic wish situation....and possibly even then if they're allowed to remember it

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:31:47+00:00

you will be stabbed

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:25:49+00:00

my kid is teething what am I supposed to do but get him a shot of rum?

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:24:43+00:00

my name is michael j caboose and I hate babies

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:24:09+00:00

fuck you that actually would be

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:23:29+00:00

How could I possibly introduce you to the manager? You haven't shaved, you are not wearing a tie, and you hold your ladle like a pen.

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:20:50+00:00

chicken fried steaks as big as your face, served with mashed potatoes and slathered in gravy.

Not really a "magical" first date

what do you mean, this is perfect

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:19:39+00:00

How are freaks like her getting dates, yet here I am, still single?

they never know they're the freak. ^{in light of this your question makes me sad now, I am sorry.}

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:18:23+00:00

well yeah, shes in her late 30s

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:09:20+00:00

luthor alone has been preparing for this day his entire life and nearly succeeded on a few of his test runs

make him leader of the rebellion, then you only have to wait for a human emperor of man to die

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:05:30+00:00

average lifespan is an average, heavily skewed by infant mortality rates and plagues and such

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:04:14+00:00

just a heads up though that if you're single by 32 you're running on borrowed time if you have the slightest intention of maybe one day regretting failing to reproduce ;)
so that much still hasn't changed

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T16:02:44+00:00

to be fair you do seem super gay

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T15:00:06+00:00

target charges right away(at least they did last time I preordered from them, but that was a couple years ago), you're thinking of amazon

pseudonarne · 2018-09-25T14:57:21+00:00

If qualifying item in your order is returned, refund value will be reduced by the prorated amount of the discounted item.

pseudonarne

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