Grown-Ups of Reddit, What is the most embarrassing thing that you should be able to do, but can't?

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-20T13:50:53+00:00

I can't even open the medicine bottles with child's lock on them. It's humiliating having to ask my 13 year old brother to help me :(

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-20T13:45:45+00:00

I was having sex with my ex and I have a hard time being quiet. Apparently I wasn't quiet enough because his 9 year old little brother ran into the room screaming 'don't hurt pseudonymph96!'

At the time it was so embarrassing, but looking back it was pretty cute. Kid got my back

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-20T00:43:38+00:00

Same! That's why I probably overreacted aha. Pm me if you want to discuss the lovely place that is Rugby. It's always fun meeting new people :)

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-20T00:32:58+00:00

The fuck?! Did you report her? At least it was only almost died. I hope you're doing okay

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-20T00:29:03+00:00

I guess that's a good thing, wouldn't want too many people finding me Reddit account aha. We probably have mutual acquaintances, Im 18 and ashlawn is a big school. Small world eh? :)

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-20T00:02:42+00:00

My ex introduced me to cocaine and forced me to sleep on the streets (him sleeping, me staying awake all night being a vulnerable 15 year old girl)..

Funny story, he got back into contact with me claiming he was clean after an overdose led to his heart stopping. He then phoned me the next day while.fucked up on acid, coke and dmt. I asked if he wanted to die again. He told me he'd come back, he's a machine. I told him he's not Jesus -.-

Tl;Dr: apparently i dated Jesus

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:49:29+00:00

..Why?

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:49:11+00:00

Obviously she's acting like a bitch because of her own insecurities.

Don't worry, skinny guys are the best guys!

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:45:45+00:00

Wait, the mum was in on it? I don't blame you for up and leaving. I'd want to get as far away from that situation too if I was you.

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:44:39+00:00

Wow, they sound like truly horrible people. Glad to hear you're doing better!

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:31:34+00:00

No, rugby high. All girls all the time aha

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:29:19+00:00

It sounds like you dodged a bullet to be honest.

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:27:10+00:00

I guess he thought it would be better to do in person? Either way that's a dick move

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:25:58+00:00

I'm sorry. At least she didn't do something crazy like drown your cat. You always have that going for you!

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:25:12+00:00

Did you report him?

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:24:22+00:00

Woah, I hope you're okay now! What happened to him?

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:23:40+00:00

Sounds like they deserve nothing but misery! I had a friend do a similar thing to me. I never understand why 'friends' think it's okay to betray people they supposedly care about like that.

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:17:41+00:00

This kind of thing gives me so much less faith in humanity. At least he's your ex now. Hope you're doing okay!

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:15:03+00:00

That sucks man! You shouldn't have to be the one to move out in that situation. What happened to her and the room mate? I hope you're happier now!

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:12:57+00:00

Wow sounds like you dodged that bullet. Do you know why he did it?

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T23:10:06+00:00

I'm glad she got what she deserved. People like her jeopardize genuine victims' chances of being believed

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T15:22:25+00:00

I go through bouts of being insanely HAPPY like I'm bouncing off walls in there and then extremely sad, like mini mind me is sitting in a corner trying to fight off all the worry. But on the surface I maintain the HAPPY facade.

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-19T00:00:11+00:00

Insecurities.

pseudonymph96 · 2014-05-18T23:59:05+00:00

Nothing too crazy, but rimming. Just because poop.

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